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31 Fallbrook, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 11
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Graduated from university
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I still laugh at words like "ball bearing" or "tea bag."
I have a hard time taking things seriously.
I don't think that's a bad thing.

I've been told I'm easy to talk to.

I do construction work in a miniskirt.

I am severely empathetic. I've got a big heart and wish I could take care of the world.

I like radicals, generosity, inappropriate jokes, George Carlin, the romanticism of alcoholism, the Oxford comma, and outer space.

I dislike abbreviated words, cops, propaganda, small talk, christianity, conservatives, shopping, reality tv, materialism, patriotism, racism, sexism, and a lot of other isms.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
hanging off the edge.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
choosing the shopping cart with the broken wheel.
getting bruises.
getting lost in thought.
overusing, commas, and ellipses...
staying up too late.
not getting caught.
forgetting what day it is.
making the most of it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
how fast I walk. My loud, rather distinct laugh. if I just rode my bike, how red my face is. or, from behind, the tattoo on my calf.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like things I can eat with my hands.
The long goodbye. chinatown. Shantaram.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a sense of humor
an alibi
my pup, Elvis
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how easy it is to take things for granted while we have them.

how small we are. how big some things are.

what my cats really think about me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you can take a punch.
your mind is generally in the gutter.
you don't offend easily.
your ride only has two wheels.
You often have the urge to quote the big Lebowski.
you like your town with a little drop of poison.
you can tell I was listening to Tom Waits while filling this
you happen to look like him too.
You know the CORRECT response to the following:
”I hate people. Do you hate people?...”

*** I'm not looking for a drinking buddy. I've spent enough of my life in bars already. I'm looking for friends who like to do just about anything else. Honestly, I don't really like being drunk at all, but I am a bit shy at first and the social lubricant can come in handy at times. I am always down for a pool game or a show, though, and I'm not opposed to being sober in a bar occasionally. I'm also down for doggie play dates. My pup, Elvis, doesn't have any dog buddies, so dog friendly activities are always welcome. I spend most of my time working in my garden or hanging out at home. I seem to have sadly drifted away from many of my friends, who still spend the majority of their time drinking into the morning. Sometimes I had a blast while living that life, but more often than not it's just a waste. I'm looking for something different. It can be exciting or relaxing or meaningful or just silly. I'm really open to just about anything as long as it makes me smile.