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24 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:02am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and very serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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i am not a match percentage and i am not my answers to survey questions.

also, my username's a pun on my last name but no one on here would know that so welcome to my greatest regret in life.

some random thoughts: i moved around a lot as a kid so chicago's the first home i've had. i have a problem staying still sometimes. i work in sales but i have a degree in art and psychology (my inner dreamer's kinda bored). i'd rather spend $50 on a meal than out drinking. (but most often both) if music's playing, i'm probably dancing. i am very 420 friendly.

i like to talk to strangers - i treat new people like i've known them forever. my momma didn't teach me well.
What I’m doing with my life
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saving money, thinking about the west, being happy and content, exploring restaurants around the city, enjoying music, doodling, getting tattoos, cooking for hours, doing good
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being unbelievably boring, making cheesecake, singing off key, not finishing paintings, watching cartoons, being a gigantic nerd, doing dishes, being an omnivore
The first things people usually notice about me
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long hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Vonnegut, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Dwarf, Miyazaki, Nolan, The Big Lebowski, Pineapple Express, Community, Lie to Me, Archer, Dumbfoundead, Kanye West, Talib Kweli, Queens of the Stone Age, Anthony Hamilton, Parov Stelar, Justice, I hate lists.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends, trees, pocket knife, pen, internet, tunes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why we treat each other like shit, why we treat the planet like shit, what we need to do to make things better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
complete toss up - i work saturday mornings so that's usually a bummer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i may be, at the same time, the most anti social person and the most social person i know.

these okcupid tests are seriously fun.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you want to talk obviously! or if you too feel the disappointment that dating in the 21st century has turned into mass texting strangers on the internet