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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 2
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I procrastinate til the last minute and get away with it all too much. I work in sales and I am paid to follow sports.

Putting this out there already - you're probably gonna not respond to me. It's cool I don't mind ghosting it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning how to take care of myself. Power lounging. Spending quality time with good people. Working hard, saving money and planning world domination.

But seriously guys we gotta take over
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating for two, going to shows, and rolling a fattie. Making people forget how short of a time they've known me, acrylics, living in cold ass apartments, taking standardized tests

Guys here are bad things: I can't sing. Addendum: I'm loud. I'm lackadaisical and spend more time contemplating decisions than making them. I find it easier to talk to newer people than older. I don't respond to texts sometimes because I get really high and forget.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I need a haircut
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Vonnegut, Catch-22, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Dwarf, Miyazaki, Nolan, most of Pixar (but UP wow), The Big Lebowski, Reservoir Dogs, James Bond, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings (almost got Anduril when I was 15), Community, Lie to Me, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Dexter, Law and Order SVU, Mythbusters (subpar Discovery channel shows in general), Dumbfoundead, Kanye West, Talib Kweli, Queens of the Stone Age, Pink Floyd, classic rock (Patti Smith sometimes), Anthony Hamilton, a few kinds of EDM, that random band my friend is in who is actually good, I hate lists.

But go watch Snatch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends, music, cta, food, the sun, exploration
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to maintain healthy relationships (which is communication) and where to go next (which is anywhere fulfilling)

also myself. a lot. there's this fine line between compenplative introspection and obsessive narcissism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
what's the best way to respond to this one so that i appear as a well rounded individual, balanced between an active social life and an attention for productive alone time?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i paid okcupid to have my username changed.

i got here to do chemistry and medicine. burned the fuck out - literally and metaphorically - and four years later ended with a visual arts and psychology double. please judge me accordingly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You: can give advice on how to be an adult, will let me finish your leftovers, don't mind when I forget English, can't wait to get the dance floor started, wanna show me your art/music studio, have smash bros or a dog (that last one is killer - tbh will date you for your dog)

But honestly if you're the center of your social circle and your friends rely on you and look to you for direction, you've definitely got my attention