Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born and raised in Cincinnati, Ohio. I grew up running
through woods, hopping across rocks in the creek, and searching for
a damsel to rescue. I still enjoy the outdoors, but don't get out
as much as I'd like being a certifiable computer nerd. I'm honest,
reliable, and nice. I'm very techie by nature and love to
understand how things work. I'm told I'm witty, but more likely I'm
I work for a software company in town and have my own place. I
enjoy reading, movies (even those silly Sci-Fi channel B-Movies),
camping, gaming, walks in the park, Reds games, and eating out. I
practice random acts of kindness, and I make a mean cinnamon apple
pie with a crumble topping.
I am a HUGE Halloween nut, and love visiting haunted attractions in
October. I successfully "protected" 2 bags of sweets from Trick or
Treaters this past year by roaming my front yard in a skeleton
costume. (Don't worry, the little tykes can scare ME off by yelling
My ideal match would be a lady who takes care of herself, and isn't
bashful about speaking her mind. She won't be offended if I hold a
door open for her. I understand you're strong enough to open it
yourself, I was just raised to respect my lady friends. I'm a
sucker for long hair and sun dresses.
I'd like to start off making a friend and see if it blossoms into
more of a relationship. Send me a message, I'd love to hear from
One last thing: If you got a message from me and thought to
yourself: "Self, what is this dude talking about?" -that was
probably me trying to be funny. It probably sounded better in my
head, but it could probably work over coffee too!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as Product Manager for a local software company. I find it
creative, challenging, and rewarding. I live within my means and
save for the future. I'd like to find someone to share in my
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding the bright side of things. I'm quick to smile and to drop a
Since I was a kid I've been taking things apart to see how they
work. I can usually put them back together with hardly any left
The first things people usually notice about me
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The first thing most people notice about me is usually a joke or
witty comment I've made. I find a smile makes nearly everything
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Name of the Wind, Where the Red Fern Grows, My Side of the
Mountain, Thrawn Trilogy, Harry Potter Series
Castle, Firefly, Dexter, Walking Dead, Dr. Who, Star Trek: The Next
Generation, Mythbusters, Ghosthunters, Good Eats
The Matrix, Ghostbusters, Limitless, Shakespeare in Love, Back to
the Future, Christmas Vacation, Cashback
(Embarrassing but honest) Pop Music
Montgomery Inn, any Cincinnati chili, Brazilian or any other
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm finding it difficult to say I could never live without things
without sounding pretentious, so here are 6 things I use often or
My Kindle / Books
These things are nice, but I could survive without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Next years haunted house for Halloween.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie, dining out, or decompressing with a glass of wine
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I know damn near every Weird Al song there is, and most resemble
White and Nerdy.
Pixar's Up made me cry.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you are looking for a partner that is
respectful, honest, and little bit goofy.
Who are you looking for?
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