I was born and raised in Cincinnati, Ohio. I grew up running
through woods, hopping across rocks in the creek, and searching for
a damsel to rescue. I still enjoy the outdoors, but don't get out
as much as I'd like being a certifiable computer nerd. I'm honest,
reliable, and nice. I'm very techie by nature and love to
understand how things work. I'm told I'm witty, but more likely I'm
just corny.
I work for a software company in town and have my own place. I enjoy reading, movies (even those silly Sci-Fi channel B-Movies), camping, gaming, walks in the park, Reds games, and eating out. I practice random acts of kindness, and I make a mean cinnamon apple pie with a crumble topping.
I am a HUGE Halloween nut, and love visiting haunted attractions in October. I successfully "protected" 2 bags of sweets from Trick or Treaters this past year by roaming my front yard in a skeleton costume. (Don't worry, the little tykes can scare ME off by yelling "BOO!")
My ideal match would be a lady who takes care of herself, and isn't bashful about speaking her mind. She won't be offended if I hold a door open for her. I understand you're strong enough to open it yourself, I was just raised to respect my lady friends. I'm a sucker for long hair and sun dresses.
I'd like to start off making a friend and see if it blossoms into more of a relationship. Send me a message, I'd love to hear from you!
One last thing: If you got a message from me and thought to yourself: "Self, what is this dude talking about?" -that was probably me trying to be funny. It probably sounded better in my head, but it could probably work over coffee too!
I work for a software company in town and have my own place. I enjoy reading, movies (even those silly Sci-Fi channel B-Movies), camping, gaming, walks in the park, Reds games, and eating out. I practice random acts of kindness, and I make a mean cinnamon apple pie with a crumble topping.
I am a HUGE Halloween nut, and love visiting haunted attractions in October. I successfully "protected" 2 bags of sweets from Trick or Treaters this past year by roaming my front yard in a skeleton costume. (Don't worry, the little tykes can scare ME off by yelling "BOO!")
My ideal match would be a lady who takes care of herself, and isn't bashful about speaking her mind. She won't be offended if I hold a door open for her. I understand you're strong enough to open it yourself, I was just raised to respect my lady friends. I'm a sucker for long hair and sun dresses.
I'd like to start off making a friend and see if it blossoms into more of a relationship. Send me a message, I'd love to hear from you!
One last thing: If you got a message from me and thought to yourself: "Self, what is this dude talking about?" -that was probably me trying to be funny. It probably sounded better in my head, but it could probably work over coffee too!
