I enjoy insolence (but not discourtesy, it’s a razor’s edge) and I’ll tease you mercilessly right back, but I’m irritated by unearned deference. I’m uninterested in sports. If you pine for a guy who’ll sit there and watch the Kings and the Lakers with you – best wishes and good luck but I’m congenitally unable to oblige.
If you’re married (and not separated), forget it. I don’t commit adultery and I won’t help you do it, either.
I can be an amiable companion with a sharp wit and a protective manner. I can cook and clean for myself.
Tell me a story.
I am Sardonic, witty, and a narrative addict.