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ImJoeYaKnow

27 M Highland Park, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's Cup of tea. I feel that best sums me up.

I'm a modern day nerd. I play a sport called Belegarth which is essentially fight club for nerds with swords and shit. Look it up. Seriously.

Let me think on the rest to put here. Quick key fun words, punk shows, tattoos, comics, Bumming around on the beach. I promise to put more here in a few hours. Maybe.

That promise was a lie. But I'm tossing so more out here.

Essentially I'm looking for a partner in crime. I don't want a sidekick though, I want someone whose life is just as crazy as mine and who will drag me out on their adventures just as often as I will take you on mine.

Also I highly enjoy making stupid faces at people so snapchat me if your bored. Gutswins
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally I work as a locksmith and deal with the over privileged more than I'd like.

The riggers of dealing with the rich and spoiled leave me with a constant want to not be home as often . Then it's either hanging with my buds at the tattoo shop, the bar, or whatever hobby has my attention at the given moment. Current Hobby that has my attention is glass blowing, and I'm getting back into drawing so I could possibly start a tattoo apprenticeship.

Currently looking for just some new peeps to add to my social options, maybe a partner in crime but nothing to serious. I'm a mover and a shaker so no clue where the wind will blow.
I’m really good at
Being snarky
One liner come backs
If I'm smiling I'm usually up to no good
I drive a manual car so none of my friends can steal it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My accent is hard to place, and you'll never guess where I'm born and raised from it
I'm a ginger
I'm tall
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Goosebumps Choose your own adventures ftw. Also coukd use some suggestions on new stuff.

Music:
This is where I list all the cool shit I listen too right? Right. Yeah way to much shit. Punk in all its various forms, Ska, some indie bs now n then, love me some funk, and really nothing beats whiskey and some down in the mud blues.

Food:
Yes please.

Movies:
Anything from the 80's and 90's, or with Bill Murray.

Tv:
Whatever is available on Hulu or Netflix. Oo and random collections of anime, more based on plot and art than anything else.
The six things I could never do without
The necessities
Scroobius pip
Glass, bud, combustion, water optional
The Muppets
Bill Murray
Zombies?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ya know..... Stuff....... And things
My next tattoo
On a typical Friday night I am
Tattoo shop, bar, or home. Typically
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I purchased just dance for the Xbox with the sole intentions of getting my friends drunk and recording them playing. Then I found out that the game does it itself and puts Mashups on Facebook for me. Best purchase ever
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Isn't the previous stuff supposed to convince you to message me already?