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27 M Highland Park, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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If you can't tell from my photos, I'm a bit of a social chameleon. I hang with my friends in dive bars and listen to shit that'll never hit the radio, Pandora, etc, I hit my nerd friends with sticks for fun, and I work for the upper crust making sure there lives are cozy as fuck. Still reading?

I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's Cup of tea. I feel that best sums me up.

Essentially I'm looking for a partner in crime.

I'm just gonna throw out some stuff that I enjoy and actually leave us some things to talk about hopefully. Punk rock, Nerding out, Tattoos, Trying Good food, Loving shitty food, Smoking the kind bud, Really any and all music, Hiking through the woods, Hanging at the beach, Gender Equality, Social Equality, My dog, Sword Fighting, beers and whiskey, Exploring the city, Working with my hands, and now thoroughly enjoying riding my bike everywhere I can.

Make stupid faces with me snapchat: Gutswins
What I’m doing with my life
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Professionally I work as a locksmith and deal with the over privileged more than I'd like.

The riggers of dealing with the rich and spoiled leave me with a constant want to not be home as often . Then it's either hanging with my buds at the tattoo shop, the bar, or whatever hobby has my attention at the given moment. Current Hobby that has my attention is glass blowing, and I'm getting back into drawing so I could possibly start a tattoo apprenticeship.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being snarky
One liner come backs
Driving Manual
Working with my hands
Sounding like I know what I'm talking about
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My accent is hard to place, and you'll never guess where I'm born and raised from it
I'm a ginger
I'm tall
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Goosebumps Choose your own adventures. Dr Seuss. I could teach a college level ethics course just based of Dr. Seuss

This is where I list all the cool shit I listen too right? Right. Yeah way to much shit. Punk in all its various forms, Ska, some indie bs now n then, love me some funk, and really nothing beats whiskey and some down in the mud blues.

Yes please.

Anything from the 80's and 90's, or with Bill Murray.

Whatever is available on Hulu or Netflix.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The necessities
Scroobius pip
Glass, bud, combustion, water optional
The Muppets
Bill Murray
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ya know..... Stuff....... And things
My next tattoo
Political movements in the country and where things are going
What I'm doing with my life
Whiskey in all its forms
Hobbies I want to take up
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tattoo shop, bar, home, house show, nothing is ever planned 100%
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I purchased just dance for the Xbox with the sole intentions of getting my friends drunk and recording them playing. Then I found out that the game does it itself and puts Mashups on Facebook for me. Best purchase ever

O Also I swordfight for fun
You should message me if
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Isn't the previous stuff supposed to convince you to message me already?

Let's go on adventures
Bike to bars with me
Discover new food
Let's trade music
People watch and make up stories for them.

Or let's go get coffee and shoot the shit.