I am snarky, fucking amazing, and awfully cute.
My Self-Summary
I'm a sweet girl with a ridiculous sense of humor that runs the
gamut from somewhat intellectual to super lowbrow. I live in
downtown Denver and I love being right in the middle of the city. I
don't ski or snowboard, but I will go hiking, camping, etc. I also
like wandering around downtown, going to the dog park, going to
shows and movies, walking to the art museum (and used
clothing/record stores), getting ice cream, basically being outside
and out 'n about. I have a dog, and I love him, and if you don't,
we can't be friends. I was raised baptist, but I'm not really sure
how i feel about it anymore. I like watching movies & TV
(mostly on DVD) and listening to music, mostly quirky indie type
stuff, but I worked in a CD/DVD store for about 3.5 years, so I've
been exposed to and like a wide variety. I like to eat; I'm a fat
kid in a skinny girl's body. But I can't really cook, so hopefully
you can.
What I’m doing with my life
well, i'm recently unemployed, so there's that.
I graduated from CU Denver with a Bachelor's in Music and
Entertainment Industry Studies with a focus in Music Business. But
after about a year, I decided that the music biz wasn't really for
me, so now I'm making a complete change in life path and going back
to school to get a Master's in Secondary Education with a
curriculum focus in English.
Anyway, in the end, my college education and career really won't
have as much to do with my happiness as my relationships and
interactions with other people. So I'm really trying to do more
justice to those than anything else. But seriously guys, I'm really
excited about this whole being a teacher thing.
I’m really good at
Knowing
stupid pop culture
references - Well, I used to be able to justify it as part of
my job (at the record store) and education (the music business
thing), but now I just kind of feel like half of my brain is taken
up with knowing odd facts like how Brian Wilson recorded some of
the harmonies for Pet Sounds right onto the master tapes, and
could've destroyed them, but was such a musical genius that he
didn't. I mean, I don't know what else could go in that space in my
brain, but probably something much more practical
English - Well, I mean, at least I hope so, since I'll be teaching
it to high school kids within the next 2 years or so. That said, I
do appreciate someone who knows their grammar and spelling. I try
not to be a Nazi about it, but it's just one of my pet peeves.
The first things people usually notice about me
I honestly have no idea. I'm kind of just that
girl next door. The one you
never notice until either a) you fall in love with her (music
swells, fade out, roll credits), OR b) she goes batshit and kills
somebody.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
books -
Invisible Monsters,
On the Road, anything
by
Roald Dahl,
John Dies
at the End... I like comic books and graphic novels, mostly
X-men, but I'm into some other stuff as well, like Neil Gaiman and
Art Spiegelman, and I'm sure when I have more money, I'll be able
to more fully delve into that world. I think
Steve Martin is a pretty good
writer, in addition to all of his other talents. Also, I just
started a cannonball read (that's 100 books in a year), so
suggestions are generally appreciated.
movies -
Eternal
Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (my most favorite movie ever),
Dirty
Dancing,
Princess Bride,
Royal Tenenbaums, the
whole
Alien
franchise,
Miyazaki (I think Spirited Away was my
favorite of his so far, or maybe Howl's Moving Castle); I love
musicals, and I'm not ashamed of it. I like kids' movies too,
mostly the ones from my own childhood, like Land Before Time (I
still have my Littlefoot doll), Follow That Bird, Secret of Nimh,
etc. and Christmas movies, most especially Muppet Family Christmas,
which is the one where the entire Muppet gang decides to surprise
Fozzie's mom at her farmhouse for Christmas, only to arrive and
discover that she was going to leave for California and rent the
house out for the holidays. But she stays, and they all have a
fantastic time, and the Fraggles and the Sesame Street gang show
up, and it's really worth watching if you can find it.
music - i like a lot of music, so here's a condensed list.
Ryan Adams,
Andrew Bird,
Elvis
Perkins,
Amanda Palmer (& Dresden
Dolls, obviously),
She & Him,
the
Decemberists,
We Are Scientists,
Death Cab for
Cutie,
Rilo
Kiley,
Regina Spektor,
Band of Horses, etc etc. You
get the idea: I'm a cute indie girl.
tv -
Alias, pretty
much anything by Joss Whedon (you know, Buffy & Firefly &
all that) ,
Chuck,
The Amazing
Race,
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Sealab 2021, ,
30 Rock,
What Not to Wear,
X-Files,
Battlestar Galactica (so
far just the new edition; once I finish it, I'll probably check out
the original), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Flight of the
Conchords, etc etc etc. I also get sucked into stupid bullshit like
Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, American Idol, etc. I
won't make you watch it with me, but if you won't watch it, I will
make you leave me alone while I do.
food - home cooked stuff like fried chicken and mashed potatoes,
chicken & dumplings, beef stew; simple food like macaroni and
cheese with hot dogs (not mixed, but together); coney dogs and
strawberry limeade from Sonic; and seriously, there is nothing
better than a bacon cheeseburger, especially from Red Robin, with a
freckled lemonade, or from the Cherry Cricket, with some green
chili cheese fries and a rum punch.
The six things I could never do without
Clothes ('cause I'd be naked), my CDs and DVDs (the first thing I'd
save in a fire), my dog (he needs me, and that's kind of why I need
him), my cell phone (my connection to the outside world), food (not
just 'cause I would die, but because I love it... especially a good
bacon cheeseburge), my brain (I'd be lost without it. Although, to
be honest, I'm kind of lost with it)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Figuring out how to turn around what you just said with "your
mom/your face" or "that's what she said"
Possible mixtape playlists. And yes, I know, mixes are made on CD
now, but for the rest of my life, I will always call them
mixtapes.
Writing the movie screenplay/novelization of my life in my head as
it happens
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday nights don't have a routine, so it's whatever comes up
first. Hopefully
karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I like to dance around the house in my underwear, shaking my ass
and singing along to stupid shit.
Also, I will giggle if you fart. I just can't help myself.
You should message me if
You like music and movies and you're fun to hang with and talk to.
I love going to concerts and to the movies, ESPECIALLY the drive
ins. I was really sad when they tore down the drive in of my youth
to build an apartment complex.