She is adorable AND sexy! And obviously, she's got like, 4 of these eye candy awards already, so it must be true.

He likes to read, has a helicopter in which he'll take you out on dates, and is really really ridiculously good looking. What else could you possibly want?

The man is one of the few bastions of intellect left on the internet. Plus he's in a band! How cool is that?!

OK, we aren't yet, but we probably will be soon. And I'm TOTALLY looking forward to it.

Just because I'm whoring this award out for a vote in a poll doesn't mean this guy isn't awesome. Because he totally is. I mean, look at him.

Look at this woman. Just look at her. She's delightfully sexy. Not to mention, she's also delightfully witty. If I could give her every award at once, I would do so.

ok, ok, not really. but we should be. so here's this award, in the hopes that eventually we will be! because you're adorable, and i also must meet my supposed twin, causing the universe to invert itself.

On this, the last day of my A-list status, I can think of no one upon whom I'd rather bestow an award than this man, one of the few bastions of intelligence in the nasty brutish wilderness of the internet.