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24 F Berkeley, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 10
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Poorly), Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm really bad at this website. I somewhat recently got out of a long term relationship and am single for pretty much the first time in my adult life. It's been pretty weird thus far, so bear with me...

I'm a strange mixture of outgoing, introverted, and plenty of awkward. I'm attracted to all things grimy and morbid, and am a cynical person for fucking sure, but I've usually got a stupid grin on my face and am doing something silly. I can't stand people that take themselves too seriously, and I'm definitely not a cool kid... on the other hand I get a little weirded out by people who are relentlessly positive.

I like it when snails leave little trails of slime on me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an extremely scatterbrained artist that works in all sorts of mediums, and would always like to learn more.

To really oversimplify things, my goals in life are to never settle, never grow up, keep doing new things, take risks, improve my communities in some way, and to create a vast array of artistic pieces and accomplishments without thinking too much about selling or hustling.

I work retail and am actually pretty comfortable with it. I like where I work, it's not too stressful, and it pays for the basic necessities so that my art remains my passion instead of a product.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting into long-winded debates over semantics. Getting sleazy on the dance floor. Being nocturnal. Art? Laughing really loudly. Crying really loudly, at pictures of dogs that need to be adopted, but I can't adopt them because I live in an apartment. All sorts of things that most people in society kind of view as useless, but I think are rad.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am a wild dog. That I possess super magic dance powers. T-rex hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't like this section, aren't you supposed to find these things out through conversation? Here's a list of vague, subjective, absolutely unorganized list of adjectives that describe what I like in these categories:

Dark, funny, droney, radical, sad, abstract, Greek, cerebral, morbid, sweet, Indian, gritty, Thai, loud, graphic, vegan, violent, screamy, sexy, Mexican, free, depressing, "indie," dancey, fast, feminist, quirky (I guess?), artsy, visual, indulgent... uhhhh...

I'm sure this was thoroughly unhelpful.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Love, sex, cuddling, crawling all over someone nekkid.. that sort of thing.

2. Books and research materials.

3. Art supplies.

4. Friends.

5. Good food.

6. Doggies!

Technically, that's way more than 6 things... Fuck your rules! Smash the thingy!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too many things... my mind is chaos.

Projects, always. I constantly think about new things to do.

I'm often analytical to the point of overwhelming myself and others.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

Actually I usually work Friday nights.

Ideally, I like to explore abandoned things, climb on top of broken stuff, collect free junk, and walk on train tracks or industrial ruins.

I like to daaaance, and I'm embarrassingly enthusiastic about it! I really like sullying the dance floors of really dirty bars...

Most of the time I can be kind of a lazy ass, though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Here are things I'm mildly embarrassed about:

I have this weird thing about steering myself... I can't really swim, drive, or ride a bike very well, it's all weirdly terrifying to me. I do really love being in the water though.

I'm messy as fuck. I'm slowly getting better about it, and I try to be conscientious about common space, but still.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well, here are things that I value in people. If this roughly sounds like you, then we'd probably get along.
- self improvement, by which I mean trying to be healthier, happier, or more fulfilled in your life. I'm a pretty fucking flawed person, but I face the struggle every day, and when I'm around complacent people, I tend to stagnate as well :(
- an ability to see nuance in life and to keep an open mind
- having conviction
- radical politics and radical dance moves
- confidence that isn't tied to elitism or putting others down