A. Bukowski's writing had a lot of significance to me when I was
younger, and I have "Don't Try" tattooed on me as a result. Oddly
enough, I find I dislike a lot of dudes who also list Bukowski as
their favorite author. I feel like they often have bad reading
comprehension and just want an excuse to be womanizing drunks...
this is why I might give you the side eye if your favorite author
list sounds something like, "Bukowski, Kerouac, Palahniuk,
McCarthy" even though I personally like reading most of those
authors (Kerouac can still go fuck right off).
THAT SAID, I generally don't judge people solely on what they read
(or watch, or whatever). I'll give you the chance to prove you
aren't an asshole...
...as long as you're not like "But Screwdriver is still a pretty
B. Too long. Ask me later.
C. See above.
D. Morrissey. Like, I listen to a LOT of different kinds of music,
but if you can't get down with Morrissey than you will regret
letting me choose the music.
E. I don't eat the animals! I like to take the foods RIGHT OFF THE
PLANTS, preferably for free. Vegan baking, yeaaah!!