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guttergirl

25 Berkeley, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:29am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Available
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm really bad at this website. I'm not in the market for a serious relationship right now.

I'm currently seeing a fella. It's pretty casual, and very open, but I don't think he's going anywhere for a while.

I'm a strange mixture of outgoing, introverted, and plenty of awkward. I'm attracted to all things grimy and morbid, and am cynical as fuck, but I've usually got a stupid grin on my face and am doing something silly.

Thoroughly un-cool and loving it!

I like it when snails leave little trails of slime on me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an extremely scatterbrained artist that works in all sorts of mediums, and would always like to learn more.

I work retail and am actually pretty comfortable with it. I like where I work, it's not too stressful, and it pays for the basic necessities so that my art remains my passion instead of a product.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting into long-winded debates over semantics. Getting sleazy on the dance floor. Being nocturnal. Art? Laughing really loudly. Crying really loudly, at pictures of dogs that need to be adopted, but I can't adopt them because I live in an apartment. All sorts of things that most people in society kind of view as useless, but I think are rad.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am a wild dog. That I possess super magic dance powers. T-rex hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't like this section, aren't you supposed to find these things out through conversation? Super simplified; take me to bummertown.

1. Authors include Lynda Barry, Cormac McCarthy, Chuck Palahniuk, David Sedaris, Tom Robbins, Charles Bukowski, Ernest Hemingway, Will Self, Etgar Keret, Kurt Vonnegut, Simone de Beauvoir, Augusten Burroughs... lots of stuff that makes me desolate and uncomfortable.

2. Really dark shit. Also, funny shit. Preferably a combination.

3. Same.

4. Lots of punk, post-punk, first wave ska, rocksteady, folk, bluegrass/country, rap... pretty much the noiser, more abrasive, louder side of any genre.

5. Burritos, thai food, and pizza cake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Love, sex, cuddling, crawling all over someone nekkid.. that sort of thing.

2. Books and research materials.

3. Art supplies.

4. Friends.

5. Good food.

6. Doggies!

Technically, that's way more than 6 things... Fuck your rules! Smash the thingy!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too many things... my mind is chaos.

Projects, always. I constantly think about new things to do.

I'm often analytical to the point of overwhelming myself and others.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
FREE! ILLEGAL! DANGER! FUN!

Actually I usually work Friday nights.

Ideally, I like to explore abandoned things, climb on top of broken stuff, collect free junk, and walk on train tracks or industrial ruins.

I like to daaaance, and I'm embarrassingly enthusiastic about it! I really like sullying the dance floors of really dirty bars...

Most of the time I can be kind of a lazy ass, though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
ACAB stick-n-poke tattoos have been known to get me hot.

I'm messy as fuck!

I once got blackout drunk and, while trying to pee, somehow fell and got stuck in the gutter between a car tire and a palm tree. My friend actually had to pull me out.

I'm actually not embarrassed by any of those things in the slightest. Youth culture forever!

Oh, and I am utterly, ridiculously intimidated by beautiful women and often find myself at a total loss about how to flirt. That one I am a lil shy about...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well, here are things that I value in people. If this roughly sounds like you, then we'd probably get along.
- self improvement, by which I mean trying to be healthier, happier, or more fulfilled in your life. I'm a pretty fucking flawed person, but I face the struggle every day, and when I'm around complacent people, I tend to stagnate as well :(
- an ability to see nuance in life and to keep an open mind
- having conviction
- radical politics and radical dance moves
- confidence that isn't tied to elitism or putting others down