Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm really bad at this website. I'm not in the market for a serious
relationship right now, I just got dumped.
I'm a strange mixture of outgoing, introverted, and plenty of
awkward. I'm attracted to all things grimy and morbid, and am
cynical as fuck, but I've usually got a stupid grin on my face and
am doing something silly.
Thoroughly un-cool and loving it!
I like it when snails leave little trails of slime on me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an extremely scatterbrained artist that works in all sorts of
mediums, and would always like to learn more.
I work retail and am actually pretty comfortable with it. I like
where I work, it's not too stressful, and it pays for the basic
necessities so that my art remains my passion instead of a product.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting into long-winded debates over semantics. Getting sleazy on
the dance floor. Being nocturnal. Art? Laughing really loudly.
Crying really loudly, at pictures of dogs that need to be adopted,
but I can't adopt them because I live in an apartment. All sorts of
things that most people in society kind of view as useless, but I
think are rad.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am a wild dog. Tattoos. That I possess super magic dance
powers. T-rex hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't like this section, aren't you supposed to find these things
out through conversation? Super simplified; take me to
1. Authors include Lynda Barry, Cormac McCarthy, Chuck Palahniuk,
David Sedaris, Tom Robbins, Charles Bukowski, Ernest Hemingway,
Will Self, Etgar Keret, Kurt Vonnegut, Simone de Beauvoir, Augusten
Burroughs... lots of stuff that makes me desolate and
2. Really dark shit. Also, funny shit. Preferably a
4. Lots of punk, post-punk, first wave ska, rocksteady, folk,
bluegrass/country, rap... pretty much the noiser, more abrasive,
louder side of any genre.
5. Burritos, thai food, and pizza cake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Love, sex, cuddling, crawling all over someone nekkid.. that
sort of thing.
2. Books and research materials.
3. Art supplies.
5. Good food.
Technically, that's way more than 6 things... Fuck your rules!
Smash the thingy!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too many things... my mind is chaos.
Art projects, babes, learning how to tattoo, wolves and wild dogs,
domesticated dogs, what I am doing with my life, animals in
general, inter species animal friendships, art, uhhhhh...
I'm often analytical to the point of overwhelming myself and
others, especially when it comes to human behavior. I like to get
into extended debates with people in my head that will never happen
in real life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
FREE! ILLEGAL! DANGER! FUN!
Actually I usually work Friday nights.
Ideally, I like to explore abandoned things, climb on top of broken
stuff, collect free junk, and walk on train tracks or industrial
I like to daaaance, and I'm embarrassingly enthusiastic about it! I
really like sullying the dance floors of really dirty bars...
Most of the time I can be kind of a lazy ass, though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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ACAB stick-n-poke tattoos have been known to get me hot.
I'm messy as fuck!
I once got blackout drunk and, while trying to pee, somehow fell
and got stuck in the gutter between a car tire and a palm tree. My
friend actually had to pull me out.
I'm actually not embarrassed by any of those things in the
slightest. Youth culture forever!
Oh, and I am utterly, ridiculously intimidated by beautiful women
and often find myself at a total loss about how to flirt. That one
I am a lil shy about...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well, here are things that I value in people. If this roughly
sounds like you, then we'd probably get along.
- self improvement, by which I mean trying to be healthier,
happier, or more fulfilled in your life. I'm a pretty fucking
flawed person, but I face the struggle every day, and when I'm
around complacent people, I tend to stagnate as well :(
- an ability to see nuance in life and to keep an open mind
- having conviction
- radical politics and radical dance moves
- confidence that isn't tied to elitism or putting others down
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