A. I like Charles Bukowski more than most things in life. I have
his epitaph tattooed on my arm. Oddly enough, I often dislike dudes
who also list Bukowski as their favorite author. I feel like they
have bad reading comprehension and just want an excuse to be
womanizing drunks. Anyway...
Also... Palahniuk, Hemingway, Simone de Beauvoir, Sartre, Will
Self, Tom Robbins, Cormac McCarthy, Anais Nin, Vonnegut, Italo
Calvino, Sylvia Plath, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Adams, David Sedaris,
Augusten Burroughs... I really liked "Cruddy" by Linda Barry.
B. Too long. Ask me later.
C. See above.
D. Fast/angry/loud, fast/loud/happy, UK anti-cop ballads, acoustic
but crushing and searing, drone-y and melodic,
dancey/girly/synth/screamy, psychedelic borrowed blues, post-punk
depressing dance tunes with scream along choruses, western yodeling
and slide guitar, legit handed down generation after generation
bluegrass ballads, two- and three-part harmonies that are sad and
dissonant, punk-infused jug band, dark sexy rock n' roll fucktime
tunes, vocals that defy what we believe vocals should sound like,
freaky party time glam shit, rocksteady rocksteady and more
OH! And Morrissey.
E. I don't eat the animals! I like to take the foods RIGHT OFF THE
PLANTS, preferably for free. Vegan baking, yeaaah!!