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24 F Berkeley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:10am
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Poorly), Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm really bad at this website.

I'm a firm believer that if there is music, one should dance...
preferably vigorously, in a kitchen, wearing very little clothing.

I'm a strange mixture of outgoing, introverted, and plenty of awkward.

If I feel like an institution, such as law or social expectation, doesn't directly represent my own values, I don't consider it valid and therefor don't follow it. Let me assure you, this kind of living feels really, really great.

I like it when snails leave little trails of slime on me.
What I’m doing with my life
First and foremost, I make things that sometimes I call art. I do all sorts of different mediums, because I'm scatterbrained and compulsive.

And very predictably, I also work at an art store.
I’m really good at
Getting into long-winded debates over semantics. Getting sleazy on the dance floor. Being nocturnal. Art? Laughing really loudly. Crying really loudly, at pictures of dogs that need to be adopted, but I can't adopt them because I live in an apartment. All sorts of things that most people in society kind of view as useless, but I think are rad.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair? Clothes? Tattoos? I'm actually not sure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A. Bukowski's writing had a lot of significance to me when I was younger, and I have "Don't Try" tattooed on me as a result. Oddly enough, I find I dislike a lot of dudes who also list Bukowski as their favorite author. I feel like they often have bad reading comprehension and just want an excuse to be womanizing drunks... this is why I might give you the side eye if your favorite author list sounds something like, "Bukowski, Kerouac, Palahniuk, McCarthy" even though I personally like reading most of those authors (Kerouac can still go fuck right off).

THAT SAID, I generally don't judge people solely on what they read (or watch, or whatever). I'll give you the chance to prove you aren't an asshole... long as you're not like "But Screwdriver is still a pretty good band."

B. Too long. Ask me later.

C. See above.

D. Morrissey. Like, I listen to a LOT of different kinds of music, but if you can't get down with Morrissey than you will regret letting me choose the music.

E. I don't eat the animals! I like to take the foods RIGHT OFF THE PLANTS, preferably for free. Vegan baking, yeaaah!!
The six things I could never do without
1. Love, sex, cuddling, crawling all over someone nekkid.. that sort of thing.

2. Books and research materials.

3. Art supplies.

4. An epic, home-cooked meal with the people I love.

5. Sewing machine, thread, serger, and fabric.

6. Doggies!

Technically, that's way more than 6 things... Fuck your rules! Smash the thingy!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Too many things... my mind is chaos.

Projects, always. I constantly think about new things to do.

I'm often analytical to the point of overwhelming myself and others.
On a typical Friday night I am

Actually I usually work Friday nights.

Ideally, I like to explore abandoned things, climb on top of broken stuff, collect free junk, and walk on train tracks or industrial ruins.

I like to daaaance, and I'm embarrassingly enthusiastic about it! I really like sullying the dance floors of really dirty bars...

Most of the time I can be kind of a lazy ass, though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a fuzzy understanding of the word "private."

I don't really know how to ride a bike. It's crippling my social life!
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You should message me if you think we'd get along, if you are open-minded and non-judgmental.