In response to lol.. proof that some guys just don't get it.. by kuh-sohn-dra:

Royce2334: hey whats up

Kasondra: touching myself to midget porn of course.

Kasondra: kidding. laying in bed. you?

Royce2334: what???

Kasondra: lol

Kasondra: i was kidding.. sorry.. it's late lol

Kasondra: i was just about to reply to your message and you IMedme

Royce2334: u are touching myself to midget porn of course.

Royce2334: ????

Kasondra: it. was. a. joke. i. tend. to. say. stupid. shit. like.that.

Royce2334: o y but are u really doin that tho dont lie nowlol

Kasondra: are you really that dense?

Kasondra: i could just as easily say i'm hiding under my dressertouching myself to home and garden magazine while i listen tobiggie with my right shoe off

Kasondra: or that i'm hanging upside down from my ceiling fanlooking at pictures of NYC with my left shoe untied

Royce2334: what???

Kasondra: or if you prefer i could be dangling off my bed watchingvideos of mexico with my bra off

Royce2334: what are u sayin???

Royce2334: u there hun sry

Kasondra: I'm saying that it's all a fucking joke

Kasondra: you are soooo dense

Kasondra: you asked what was up, i didn't want to be fuckingbooooooring with my answer

Royce2334: what u mean dense

Kasondra: i mean, you're not getting it.. I start out with a jokeand you think i'm serious

Kasondra: i can't continue this conversation.. you are verynaive

Royce2334: so u dont want to talk to me want did i do to u???

Kasondra: you don't understand when i make a joke.. i can't get onesentence in with you understanding

Kasondra: this conversation would never work

Kasondra: have a great night. and good luck

Royce2334: talk to me please sry

Royce2334: so what color hair do u got tho???

Kasondra: the same color as in my pictures..?

Royce2334: red???

Kasondra: it's kind of a strawberry blonde

Royce2334: awww it looks cute on u

Kasondra: thanks.

Royce2334: yep:)

Royce2334: so y do u call your self fat for???

Kasondra: because i am..?

Royce2334: hell no u are not u got a good lookin body no lie
:)

Kasondra: well thanks.. but I am.. I just wear my weightwell..

Royce2334: weight well???

Kasondra: i'm proportionate...

Royce2334: whats that tho???

**he adds me to his favorites**

Kasondra: you are seriously incapable of carrying on anintelligible conversation..

Royce2334: what u mean

Kasondra: man.. you have a good night.. I'm done with thisconversation.

Royce2334: y i did not do anything to u i am tryin to be nice

Kasondra: you're not capable of carrying on a conversation, youdon't understand ANYTHING i say

Royce2334: yea i do u dont lol

I wonder why he was so persistent when he didn't know what the hell was going on...

And no, he doesn't deserve slack - when text is the primary form of communication on the site, reading comprehension is necessary.