Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you clicked on me coz I clicked on you --- that means I found
your pic interesting and wanted to learn more about you.
If you clicked on me coz I messaged you --- that means you seem to
be the type of girl I'd be interested in (or I might just think
you're hot and don't really care if you're interesting or
If you clicked on me coz you think I'm cute well guess what --- i'm
cuter in person! :P
My name is Dave, I love Japanese food, I'm a fan of the Lakers, and
I've been stuck in an elevator twice in my life. I collected empty
Piknik containers as a kid (I was going to build a bad ass castle),
love building jigsaw puzzles and secretly think that the theme from
Titanic is an awesome song.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
is to try to find a wife
whom i'll love with all my heart
and can stand the smell of my fart.
She will be my bestest friend
who will love me till the end.
We will argue, we will fight
we'll have make up sex all night.
Oh, I wonder if she's there.
I've tried searching everywhere.
Will not stop though, that is true.
Heck! Who knows? She might be you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making the most out of a bad situation. Seriously. If they gave
awards for this I'd be the champion each time.
Pretending to know the lyrics of a song while singing it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, dark and.... no comment. :P
Most people think I'm suplado. Must be the eyebrows. (Thanks a lot
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Gem and the Holograms
Call of Booty IV
Movies with Scott Baio
The PAL safety video they make you watch before taking off.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Laughter. I always thought that laughing till you cried was
normal coz that always happens to me during a good laugh.
2. Hanky: To wipe away the tears from too much laughing.
3. Pocket: To stow away the hanky when im not laughing. Also a
great place to store other small items like money, keys and white
4. Clothing: As long as it has pockets.
5. Closet: Storage for my clothing. Also an excellent place for
6. Home: Aside from closet space, you'd be surprised how funny
one's family can be if only we looked hard enough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the great mysteries of life.
Does God exist?
Is there intelligent life out there?
Why do men have nipples?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having dinner with my daughter and my folks or watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a Tiger Woods fan. Yes, he's a cheater. Yes, he's a liar. No,
I will not add you to my black book.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got spunk and attitude and are not a prude.
You think I'm cute and cocky and not really sure if im a good guy
You think you can beat me at a lying game.
Who are you looking for?
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