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49 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:48pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive."
Joseph Campbell

I am a massage therapist and I have travelled, studied and worked around the world, including Germany, Hong Kong, Indonesia, Japan, Singapore and Thailand, as well as USA.

I am a published poet.

Things I enjoy:
the scent of pine trees, fresh snow crunching under my feet, the sound of rain, the flavor of fresh basil

Things I enjoy doing:
I went snorkelling at Lover's Cove in Catalina and two wild sea lions swam with me!

I went water skiing once and I loved it. I fell a lot.
(ok, I fell every single time. I said I loved it. I didn't say I was good at it.)

What I'm looking for:
I want to find a woman with whom I can share my life. I want to have a healthy, happy relationship. I want to inspire her and I want to be inspired by her. I want a relationship that is filled with laughter, intelligence, adventure, and passion. I want to find someone who is looking for the same things, someeone who is open and honest, fierce and tender.

Final thoughts:
You must be STD free. I am, have been tested recently and I intend to stay that way. Also, if you have oral herpes (cold sores, fever blisters), then don't contact me.

If you have breast implants or any other vanity work, then don't message me.

I don't smoke, go to clubs or bars and I don't use drugs. I expect you to be the same way. I don't drink and I don't mind if you drink; just don't be a drunk.

First Date
I went to the Bowers Museum and saw the teracotta warriors on loan from China. That was amazing! I would love to do something special, so we could have something unique to share when we reminisce about our first date.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snorkelling ^^ I have my own gear ya! Let's go!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a snorkel
the ocean
someone to share it all
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I want to visit Hawaii for a month and do underwater rock running each day. Anyone wanna come with?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have been to some of the most remote places on Earth and I don't want my heart to be the most remote place on the planet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to go snorkelling, climb a coconut tree or chase meteors in the desert ^^

Actually, we can do anything, as long as it's not "going for a drink or a cup of coffee". Are we interviewing? What's the job, how much do I get paid and what are my hiring and year-end bonuses, incentives and benefits? Drop the war paint and fashion armor; anyone can play Ken and Barbie roulette. Throw on some grubbies and let's go share something and learn about each other as we go.