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guyeatsoctopus

31 / M / Straight / Single

Seattle, Washington

His Details

Last Online
Today – 7:34am
Ethnicity
Asian, White, Other
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Libra and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Farsi (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello, welcome to my internet page of stuff. I'm a transplant to the great PNW and it's been rad so far. I'm originally from Alabama, yes that place. It's not as horrible as everyone thinks, well maybe. It does lack lots of music, arts, culture, and jobs that I want to experience. So I came here. You won't hear much of an accent out of this one, unless you hear me say ya'll accidentally.

I'm tall, fierce curly black hair, giant beard (with random bits of red hair peppered in), four eyed, graphic designer / photographer living on the edge of Capitol Hill. New adventures I demand. Patient, random, very open-minded, geek, artistic, middle of introvert and extrovert are words that may describe me.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm freelancing at the moment with my graphic design skills. Then in my off time I do photography among other things. When I'm not working you can find me being creative, being myself, out with my friends at meetups, going to the movies, checking out concerts, going off on trips or just having fun. I'm down for getting outside and exploring or just sitting on my butt at home and relaxing.
I’m really good at
being tall, random, various arts, and eating new food. I tend to make others laugh and I feel comfortable after being less shy myself. Apparently I'm really good at growing curly hair that I get compliments on and occasionally people want to touch it which makes for an interesting situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
is my height, curly hair, the beard and possibly the obscure tshirt. You tell me!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like a lot of random things, if I haven't seen it, heard it or ate it, let me! Always up to try new stuff.

Movies such as Alien, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Zombieland, Benders Big Score, Akira, Jurassic Park, Ichi the Killer, Jin-Roh, KungFu Hustle, Superbad, 40yr old virgin, Braveheart, Patriot, Predator, The Host, Push, Sin City, Juno, Little Miss Sunshine, The Orphanage, Dawn of the Dead, Children of Men, Wedding Crashers, The Wackness, Shaun of the Dead, Hero, Curse of the Golden Flower, Spirited Away, Hellboy, Funny People, Scott Pilgrim VS The World, The Returner, Casshern, TMNT, Hard Candy, Inception, Troma Flicks, Summer Wars, The Girl who Lept Through Time, The King's Speech, Mystery Team and lots of others.

Music centers around just about anything but country. Some music that I enjoy is 311, Weezer, Rob Zombie, Captain Dan & The Scurvy Crew, Regina Spektor, POTUSA, Mad Capsule Markets, Alabama Gravy Soppers, Bjork, Grizzly Bear, Molly Lewis, Les Claypool, MC Chris, Whole Wheat Bread, Nine Inch Nails, The Death Set, Los Compesinos, Ingrid Michaelson, Children of Bodom, Animal Collective, Busdriver, DethKlok, I Fight Dragons, Primus, MC Frontalot, Pearl Rhein, Marilyn Manson, Minibosses, The Knux, Yeasayer, Anamanaguchi, Armcannon and Architecture in Helsinki, Panda Bear, Carolina Chocolate Drops, All Caps, Metroid Metal, Childish Gambino, Phoenix, Katie Kate, Night Fox, The Aquabats, Panda Bear, Last Transgression, Surfer Blood, Peelander-z, Sarah Donner, Of Monsters and Men, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, The Doubleclicks. Plus many more

Oh Tv: Community, Futurama, Freaks and Geeks, Nip/Tuck, Dexter, Fringe, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, The Office, Battlestar Galactica, Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell, The Walking Dead, Fullmetal Alchemist, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Game of Thrones, Buffy and some others.

As for edibles, I like all kinds of food. I'll eat pretty much anything. Favorites are Sushi, Thai, Afghan, Indian, Vagrant, Potluck, Chinese, Mexican, Random, you name I'll probably eat it!! Would be awesome to find a girl that will explore new foods with.

I'm up for reading anything really as long as the story is good or if it has amazing pictures haha. Last few things I read: Hawkmoon, Hobbit, Jurassic Park, Canon EOS 7D Manual, GDUSA, and some others. I need to read the Potter books, Scott Pilgrim series, The Walking Dead and some stuff, Suggestions??. I like Scifi, Fantasy, Tech, DIY, How-To, and hell just about anything.
The six things I could never do without
Six things.
- Camera
- Glasses (nobody likes living in a blurry world)
- Macbook (although I could go w/o for a while)
- Zyrtec, unless you prefer a sneezy date.
- A coat, because you never know with Seattle.
- Arts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When does the narwhal bacon?

- Should I go ahead and just be a cat guy or a dog guy, perhaps I can just get a praying mantis.
- If bath salts will make my face look tasty?
- Whether I want to push my career further into web or just focus in the print world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out at a bar for some live music and great beer, checking out the latest art show at Ltd, hanging out with people from reddit, maybe eating random sushi, or I could be at the house relaxing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
ಠ_ಠ

I cough and sneeze at the same time. Snoughing.
and there are more, but you will find out when we meet up if I've ran out of Zyrtec.

I write/draw right handed, but due to (what I think my parents flinging me around) my right wrist being in the wrong place I eat left handed.

I survived a Tornado ripping my house apart with me inside.

My heart goes click. No Danger.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You want to! Also if you want collaborate on a project, go see some local music / art shows, attend burlesque or nerdlesque, explore random areas of Seattle, show me something new or if you're just really rad!