What to say.
I would guess that the headless torso speaks volumes.
Yep, I am married.
Yes, I am out looking for a kindred spirit.
I am not going to be presumptuous and assume that I am going to find what I want here but will tell you what drives me.
I am open to judgement but will bet you that I have heard every bit of it already. I have decided to go down the path of looking for a partner in crime. Maybe that woman will end up being my lover. Maybe she will just be a good friend in a similar situation. What I know she will be is smart, funny and open to something more.