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wittyfunnysmart

41 Atlanta, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok ladies.... I'm the kind of guy that your parents would not approve of. Writing me on here or "liking me" isn't going to guarantee that I talk to you either. ...... There are just too many of you and only one of me. I might actually be the biggest player on OkCupid, so if you're interested, I can give you an application to be my Tuesday girl. ....... You'll think you met your hero if you make the cut. By the way, I noticed a few of you wearing the same outfit. I made mental notes of who you are.

Okay..... If you're still reading this then I'll say that I'm a hard working, nice guy and I hope a sense of humor is something you value in a person. You can always count on me for a laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I own a construction business and I'm also working on an Internet startup in the wellness and nutrition industry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out if you just want me for my body. Just kidding. I think these questions are more fun to answer in person. I'm good at entertaining and interesting conversations. We should have one.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
All the ladies love my cologne! I've been told I have a nice smile too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like the beltline. If you don't have a bike, I'll have to subtract points! I do understand that not everyone has a bike though. I like to spend time outside and active. I also cook a lot. Maybe I'll cook something for you if you make the cut!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Women
2. Bling
3. Jaywalking
4. Celine Dion
5. Cute Bras
6. A cuddly Blanket

Hope you see my sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I should make it mandatory to require a background check when a woman writes me on here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A night on the town is always fun. I don't always have to be out. Sometimes A low key eve is just what the doctor ordered. I'm not really one to be in clubs or causing too much trouble. I guess that's what happens when you grow up. I have a cool dog and she would have something to say if I didn't come home until really late too.
You should message me if
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If you've read this far, you must already like my pics and what I had to say. So go ahead, give it your best shot.