Sometimes I like to do impressions of Jon Stewart doing impressions of President Bush. Not a full sentence or anything, just that creepy little chortle.
Emoticons make me cringe. If you use them though, that's cool. Snobs aren't cool-- don't be a dick, y'all.
(For clarification-- the above means that, if you use an emoticon in your first message to me, it's really unlikely you'll get a response. First messages, no matter whom they're to, should be thoughtful, even if they're generic. I get it if, in chatting or after a couple responses, you use an emoticon or "lol" or what the fuck ever. It's cool. I'm not a nazi. But I do expect you to have made it to the third paragraph (barely even a paragraph) in my profile if you want a response.)
Two years ago I got in a fight with a garbage truck down South. Since this unfortunate maiming, I have gnarly scars from the knees down, and none of my original skin on my right calf. So, err-- be advised.
I grew up in the North West and have lived in Asia and Louisiana besides. Travel is shiny and, like voting, should be done early and often.
Frequently I make bad choices (see above), but life knocks your ass around if you're doing it right.
My dresser isn't just filled with yoga pants and pop culture t-shirts, but it's pretty close. I have a wicked teefury addiction.