Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm easy going, love going to the gym for bodybuilding and a lot of
cardio, love going for walks and spending time socialising, always
up for a laugh and I always treat people how I expect to be
I have a son who's lived with me since he was little, he's 21 now
and we have a good relationship with each other as you would
My ideal person must be like minded, ideally someone with lots of
get up and go, once I've done my thing though there's nothing I
like better than having a cuddle on the couch watching a little tv
Apparently the last part of my profile doesn't do me any favours so
I'm gonna warn you now - I don't hate women - a lot of my friends
are women - I just know what I'm looking for as I'm sure you do too
& the very last bit is a joke :-) if you think I'm an arse
after reading it any comments are welcome :-) maybe over coffee :-)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for a nice lady !
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Flexing my pecs - ha ha ! Oh yeah and apparently talking :-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not too sure cause I've never asked - I'd like to say my
personality or sense of humour - I do get quite a few comments
about my arms, chest etc as I do a lot of weight training !
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not one for books I must admit but movie wise I love comedies and
action movies, music wise I like most things apart from
The favourite kind of foods are something like steak and
chips,salmon with new potatoes and broccoli, I will eat Chinese and
Indian but there not top on my list, oh and I love cheese cake, I'm
not really a drinker, if I go out I'll drink but I never usually go
stupid till I'm falling all over the place, I love karaoke as well
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, gym, iPhone, car and tv.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well I don't spend a lot of time but I do spend a bit of time
thinking about Paris, I love the place, I've been about six times
and I'd love to live there one day, need to learn French really
though I suppose :-)
Seeing as how I'm a fitness freak a lot of time thinking about that
as well I suppose and maybe wondering if I'll find someone nice to
have a good time with who has similar interests !
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the gym then home chilling, I'm a free agent though so if mates
are going out then I'm out :-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a shallow person but it winds me up when people describe
themselves as cuddly, more to love, voluptuous etc etc - if your
fat say your fat - your not fooling anyone only yourself - it's
like me saying I've got a wide parting !
Ladies, I hate to break this to you, but curves and rolls are not
the same thing.
I would much sooner someone discribe themselves as over weight than
go all round the houses and my friends feel the same way - at the
end of the day non of us are perfect !
There's somebody for everyone and it would save a lot of time if
people gave a good description of themselves, there's people on
here with no head - how does that work ? Also why have your profile
picture as a car - are you a transformer ? I'm not trying to insult
anyone just trying to save a bit of time really, you could be
black, white, fat, thin the main thing is that your a nice person
and your honest with yourself - I might be digging myself a hole
here but I work my arse off to stay in shape so like I said I need
someone who I could maybe go to the gym with as well as have a
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
First and foremost you have a picture of yourself that's not been
taken from half a mile away and its not been taken through a
bathroom window - you know what I mean !
If i have my picture on here you should have yours, its only fair!
You can be arsed filling out your basic information and answering a
few questions, if your too lazy to do that how do you expect to
find a match ?
You're into keeping yourself fit or at least look after yourself,
sorry but i don't want a couch potato or someone who says they
don't have time to keep fit, cause sooner or later you'll be asking
me why I'm going to the gym again, the answer to that is because I
want to, I'm not gonna change for anyone, if you have time to watch
TV you have time to do some form of exercise even if its going for
a walk, I don't mean to go on but this is something I'm passionate
P.S thought this was funny I'm sure there's a version about blokes
as well !
Translating women's descriptions of themselves !
Adventurer: Has had more partners than you ever will.
Average looking: Ugly.
Beautiful: Pathological liar.
Contagious Smile: Bring your penicillin.
Educated: College dropout.
Emotionally Secure: Medicated.
Feminist: Fat; ball buster.
Free spirit: Substance user.
Friendship first: Trying to live down reputation as slut.
Good Listener: Borderline Autistic.
New-Age: All body hair, all the time.
Old-fashioned: Lights out, missionary position only.
Poet: Depressive Schizophrenic.
Professional: Real B*tch.
Redhead: Shops the Clairol section.
Reubenesque: Grossly Fat.
Romantic: Looks better by candle light.
Voluptuous: Very Fat.
Weight proportional to height: Hugely Fat.
Wants Soulmate: One step away from stalking.
Widow: Nagged first husband to death.
Young at heart: Toothless crone.
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