La De Da, you found me.

I might deactivate my account, but I have friends who keep telling me I should just leave up because "I never know". But I'm an honest woman: I would like a relationship, but I'm super busy and work all the time. Just a fair warning, I'm picky - just like 99% of women on okc. At least I told you so. I'm basically looking for friendship at the moment, and see what happens after that (and that doesn't mean FWB).

I'm honest, blunt, but tactful when it counts. I can be pretty awkward and sometimes quirky, but that's mostly because I'm a tad bit shy and it takes a bit for me to open up. Oh, but when I do... I'm a talker.

Lets to the do the fork in the garbage disposal. Dingdingdingdingdingdingding...dingdingdingdingdingding!

On a serious note. I'm trying to take my health more serious than I used to. So I work out 5 times a week now and have cut down on the fast foods majorly. My workouts look like this. I'm now cooking more often and experimenting with foods and flavors. Being a unicorn, I have to be in tip top shape ;).

Oh, and I graduated from Tamu in December and now I'm working a 7-6 job, 5 to 6 days a week. It can get quite exhausting but I have bills to pay.

I'm also trying my best to train for a half marathon in December. I've never done it before, but I need a goal and I figured my health is a good one.

FYI: I'm fluffing awesome. Be jealous, bitches.

Sleeping. Particularly, in small kitchen cabinets - True Story.

Ignoring you. If you message me, I can ignore you and not think twice bout it, Trust me. I should win a medal for that.

Getting and giving dog and cat cuddles.

Jiggling. I hear I do that often.

I've been told I'm good at drawing, but it's more of a hobby now and no longer a passion ::sad face::

Ahem...

My reaction to how gross feet are.
And something about boobs, I don't know what they're talking about. Boobs?
How much weight I've gained compared to the pictures I have uploaded... I'm a whale!!! :O
Curly hair.
Eyebrows - I judge people by their eyebrows...
How much I hate people.
Also, that I live in a van down by the river.

Mein Kampf

I eat rainbows and glitter. It readies my unicorn horn for battle.

I love Ru Paul's drag race. Can I get an amen?

-Have no place I can be since I found Serenity, but you can't take the sky from me...

Rice and beans, yo, rice and beans.

You know...stuff...things...air...water...chilli cheese fries...

spoons
Why boobs are so amazing.
Why people think fat means curvy. I don't believe you have to be a big, chunky, thick girl to have curves.
Strippers with big, thick butts and how I can get one of those.
Wondering if I should get a new gypsy outfit for Ren Fest! Totally excited for that.

'Yes'ing.
and poop socking (lolz)
Nerding out if I have time.
D&D
Magic the gathering
Or I'll be in my bunk.

nipples, I like.
I eat babies.
Taking pictures of my awesome poops and sending them randomly - oh yeah, when you least expect it.
I'm awkward, and pretty shy.
I'm not very experienced when it comes to the opposite sex...
Oh, and I'm an open book!

Are you still reading this and taking my profile content seriously?
.....
Well you should!

I'll be honest, I'm always at the verge of deactivating my account. I'm just not seeing okc as worth my time nor has it really worked well for me and I'm not sure if it will just yet.

Update:

I might be interested in making new friends since a few of my close friends are moving now =(. But I'm very particular in the friends I make. I can be a bit of a nerd: I like board games, watching firefly or other science fiction shows/movies. I'm willing to branch out and see what happens in the future, but don't put all your eggs in a basket that we'll hit it off. I warned you.

I bet you still didn't read a damn thing nor taking what I said seriously, are you?