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gypsyrat

31 F Longmont, CO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:48pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
We want to love beyond ourselves, and hope to find one person for both of us, or a few between us.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Raising our daughters to be free thinkers. I am trying not to buy into the system. Life is meant to be experienced.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
roller skating, rolling cigarettes ( I don't smoke) riding bikes, breathing in high altitudes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
it's not just me anymore...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books:
I used to work at Barnes and Noble.. wherein my collection expanded exponentially. I used to have more time to read, so now I read to learn, more than for pleasure.

Elaborate pop-up books will pretty much get you into my pants.
The Complete Medicinal Herbal
Trail Guides to the Body
Dr. Seuss, or Shel Silverstein, Chuck Palahniuk.. always welcome.

Movies:
I like to watch the movie version of my favorite books sometimes just to see how terrible Hollywood can re-do them. Where the Red Fern Grows I think is still my favorite adaptation.
Secretary. I ...really... liked it. ;)
We have little time for fiction, If you want to watch something else, I'm not going to hate.
Documentary's are where its at though. The BBC does many amazing ones..
Recently: The Future of Food, Food Inc, Supersize me, Space with Sam Niell, anything about nature, I also love ones on human sexuality, human behavior ect... National Geographic type Nature documentary's are among my favorites as well. If you watch Jersey shore on a regular basis, keep moving.. But if you do that, you probably wouldn't have read this far.

Music:

I love Sublime.... I also have a soft spot for music in general. Some that come to mind at this moment: Bluegrass, KRS one, The Roots, Manu Chau, Klesmer music, The Mountain Goats, Mariachi, musica en espanol, Iz, Mucca Pazza, Queen, Leadbelly, The Zydepunks, the entirety of the 'Pickin' on _______' covers, Rhymefest, M.I.A., Lil Wayne, and ICP.. i know i know... and Pete Seeger, Girl Talk, MSI.. coming up for my music player is:

Stone sour- ZZyzx rd.
The Eels- Your lucky day in hell
Sublime- Rivers of Babylon
Flobots- Rise
Manu Chau- Bienvenidos Tijuana
B-52's- Rock Lobster
Mindless Self Indulgence- Faggot
KRS-one- I'm a blunt and I can't wake up
Dead Prez- Bigger than Hip Hop
Five Iron Frenzy- Dandelions
Tenacious D- Fuck her Gently
Falco- Rock me Amedeus

Food.

I make a fucking Stellar home made pizza. I am not kidding.
I love burritos Suizo'd and Queso'd.. hell why not Chimi that shit. (I want to say that Colorado had FAILED me on both of my favorite foods. )
I LOVE all sorts of food, with the exception of fast food chains.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
whatever electricity that causes me to be alive, my daughters, powder sugar donuts, someone who loves me, weed, sex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How my actions words and insinuations affect my daughters,
What the universe is trying to tell me that I am not listening to
Why was I chosen to live a conscious existence.. (you know, instead of being a bug or a plant or something)
My past decisions in reference to current/future ones
spiders(::shudder::), and there whereabouts in my house
making pizza
how to make a living on my own, outside of corporate involvement
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical? um... I am in no way typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I masturbate, and so do you.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 26–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You believe beyond a shadow of a doubt that A. You've met me in a past life B. We are soulmates C. We must be best friends, at once! D. You like to rollerskate, and you wanna do it with me...rollerskate, I mean.... I think.