Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am made of Irish Whiskey
I am a native San Franciscan.
I have a tolerable collection of vintage ties
I decided to give up on contact lenses recently and have gone back
to chunky black glasses.
I have always attempted to live in the manner appropriate to being
the son of a go-go dancer.
What I’m doing with my life
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I give questionable business advice, mumble profanities about
family law and assist mostly normal individuals with the various
unfortunate troubles they face.
I like to have a drink and/or meal with friends or go to a show. I
like it when I have time for these things.
I used to paint cosmonauts, WWI flying aces and jungle explorers of
the 19th century. Lately, I have been reduced to the odd doodle now
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping cacti alive.
Oh and snideness
, also good at snideness
The first things people usually notice about me
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My terrible body odor, or possibly my inability to form complete
sentences, or perhaps my diet of berries, grubs, and roots. More
likely though it's my long black tail and the jaunty white stripe
running from its tip to my bewhiskered snout. Wait! That's not me
-- that's a skunk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors I enjoy: Barthes
, Faulkner, Conrad, Chandler, The
Epic of Gilgamesh.
What I spend my time reading: Supernatural Romance (this is a lie),
Matthew Bender's various frustrating publications.
, The Kinks, Sunset Rubdown, Wanda Jackson, The Jam,
Calloway, Louvin Brothers, Johnny Cash, Magnetic Fields, Elvis
Perkins, The Dutchess and The Duke.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Lungs 2. Black Pepper 3. The Platypus (Not a specific beast,
but the firm knowledge that Platypi
exist and are out there
stabbing with venomous foot spurs and fouling up most enlightenment
era concepts of taxonomy.) 4. My bike - for commuting mostly 5.
Millions of years of evolution 6. Neckties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which eccentric old man hobby is best to cultivate.
- Pigeon Fancying?
- Collecting Vintage Tweed?
- Paintings of Early Bi-planes?
- Annotating the New York Times in Red Pen?
- Castigating Youth?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I remember the first time I heard "The Passenger" by Iggy Pop - but
maybe it was the Siouxsie version (I was young). My mom was a
wearing a thrifted seal fur coat.
You should message me if
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You aren't a completely horrible person. A bit horrible maybe okay,
but suffused with horror not okay.
You are interested in talking about serious things in a silly
manner and silly things in a serious manner.
You're over, ambivalent about or at least deeply questioning 'the
scene', 'burningman' and 'polyamory'.
You are amused by the return of Bloom County.
You wonder if the repeated use of the phrase "partner in crime" in
OKC profiles is a secret code related to actual criminality or even
something more sinister.
You find endless, uncontrollable, frenzied babbling about the
esoteric things amusing. For Example: I can totally explain the
most recent Supreme Court rulings using a fair number of silly
examples and cuss words (if I have read them - which I usually
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