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h0b0king

39 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am made of Irish Whiskey and crabapples.

I am a native San Franciscan.

I have a tolerable collection of vintage ties.

I decided to give up on contact lenses recently and have gone back to chunky black glasses.

I have always attempted to live in the manner appropriate to being the son of a go-go dancer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I give questionable business advice, mumble profanities about family law and assist mostly normal individuals with the various unfortunate troubles they face.

I like to have a drink and/or meal with friends or go to a show. I like it when I have time for these things.

I used to paint cosmonauts, WWI flying aces and jungle explorers of the 19th century. Lately, I have been reduced to the odd doodle now and then.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping cacti alive.

Oh and snideness, also good at snideness.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My terrible body odor, or possibly my inability to form complete sentences, or perhaps my diet of berries, grubs, and roots. More likely though it's my long black tail and the jaunty white stripe running from its tip to my bewhiskered snout. Wait! That's not me -- that's a skunk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors I enjoy: Barthes, Hobbes, Pynchon, Faulkner, Conrad, Chandler, The Epic of Gilgamesh.

What I spend my time reading: Supernatural Romance (this is a lie), Matthew Bender's various frustrating publications.

Music: The Zombies, The Kinks, Sunset Rubdown, Wanda Jackson, The Jam, The Gories, Cab Calloway, Louvin Brothers, Johnny Cash, Magnetic Fields, Elvis Perkins, The Dutchess and The Duke.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Lungs 2. Black Pepper 3. The Platypus (Not a specific beast, but the firm knowledge that Platypi/ Platypuses/Platypus exist and are out there stabbing with venomous foot spurs and fouling up most enlightenment era concepts of taxonomy.) 4. My bike - for commuting mostly 5. Millions of years of evolution 6. Neckties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cacti.

Which eccentric old man hobby is best to cultivate.
- Pigeon Fancying?
- Collecting Vintage Tweed?
- Paintings of Early Bi-planes?
- Annotating the New York Times in Red Pen?
- Castigating Youth?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I remember the first time I heard "The Passenger" by Iggy Pop - but maybe it was the Siouxsie version (I was young). My mom was a wearing a thrifted seal fur coat.
You should message me if
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You aren't a completely horrible person. A bit horrible maybe okay, but suffused with horror not okay.

You are interested in talking about serious things in a silly manner and silly things in a serious manner.

You're over, ambivalent about or at least deeply questioning 'the scene', 'burningman' and 'polyamory'.

You are amused by the return of Bloom County.

You wonder if the repeated use of the phrase "partner in crime" in OKC profiles is a secret code related to actual criminality or even something more sinister.

You find endless, uncontrollable, frenzied babbling about the esoteric things amusing. For Example: I can totally explain the most recent Supreme Court rulings using a fair number of silly examples and cuss words (if I have read them - which I usually haven't).