You aren't a completely horrible person. A bit horrible maybe okay,
but suffused with horror not okay.
You are interested in talking about serious things in a silly
manner and silly things in a serious manner.
You wonder if the repeated use of the phrase "partner in crime" in
OKC profiles is a secret code related to actual criminality or even
something more sinister.
You find endless, uncontrollable, frenzied babbling
esoteric elements of law and culture amusing.
For example: "Did you know that Admiralty law retains the 'last
fair chance rule' for collision liability? Why -- That's the
interesting part, I'm not really sure, is it a public policy
decision to encourage safe ship handling and account for the
special circumstances of sea-transport or a holdover from benighted
19th century tort law designed to limit the negligence of corporate