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h2ohshit

28 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My friends would describe me as a complete goof, but one of the good ones that you like to have around.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Systems analyst at a tech company in SF.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
jumping rope, climbing slope, being pope, isotope
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: I love a lot of the stuff that was made before I was born and also some of stuff that came later. I'm on an electro/hiphop/drum&bass/dubstep/chillout kick right now, so feel free to message me with some recommendations on artists that fit any or all of those genres.

TV: House of Cards, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, etc

Favorite Crayola crayon name: Razzmatazz
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
burt's bees (it's an addiction but there are no support groups)
spotify
wikipedia
stars
trader joe's
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How fun it would be to enjoy a terrible meal with Gordon Ramsay.

Why's BART gotta be so BART-y?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
ghost hunting, snake charming, getting shot out of a cannon
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I try not to put too many private things on public record but I will happily declare for the entire world that I hate coconut. It's my least favorite food in existence.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to bake a cake! Oddly specific but that would be fun.