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h2ohshit

27 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My friends would describe me as a total goof. People who don't know me would describe me as a stranger.

A drinker of drinks, a linker of links, a winker of winks, but definitely not a stinker of stinks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work at an electronics startup in San Francisco. It's an exciting company to work for and you definitely can't complain about the free gadgets.

I'm mostly normal most of the time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
navigating, making coffee, super mario brothers, drinking water with my alcohol, jenga, jaywalking, sleeping in, clever wordplay.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: I love a lot of the stuff that was made before I was born and also a lot of the new stuff. I'm on a huge electro/hiphop/drum&bass/dubstep/chillout kick right now, so feel free to message me with some recommendations on artists that fit any or all of those genres.

TV: anything but honey boo boo or honey boo boo-esque shows please.. please

Favorite Crayola crayon name: tie between perriwinkle and tickle me pink
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
crayons
burt's bees (it's an addiction but there are no support groups)
pandora
wikipedia
sunsets+stars (running out of space)
trader joe's
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the universe

perfect lighting and how to achieve it

How awesome it would be to be cussed out by Gordon Ramsay.

How many people on the train with me right now are on some sort of government watchlist

Whether or not I'm on some sort of government watchlist
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
ghost hunting, snake charming, getting shot out of a cannon

Then the happiest of hours
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been booted from a muni train for drawing flowers on the glass with a window marker while wearing a Davy Crockett-style raccoon hat.

My toilet seat had a crack in it so I bought a new one that HEATS up and has a light on it. I love it so much that I sent fan mail to the company that makes it and they loved my fan mail so much that they shared it with everyone on facebook.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're really good at pretending something that just happened didn't really just happen

Your favorite color is blue or you don't so much mind the color blue.