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h2ohshit

27 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My friends would probably describe me as a complete goof, but one of the good kind that you like to have around.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work in tech (surprise!) as a process analyst. It keeps me occupied and I like having an occupation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
navigating, making coffee, super mario brothers, drinking water with my alcohol, jenga, jaywalking, jayjogging, jaygging
The first things people usually notice about me
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My :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: I love a lot of the stuff that was made before I was born and also a lot of stuff that came later. I'm on a huge electro/hiphop/drum&bass/dubstep/chillout kick right now, so feel free to message me with some recommendations on artists that fit any or all of those genres (by the way, jazztronica is amazing).

TV: House of Cards, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, etc. Not a huge TV watcher but definitely try to catch the good stuff.

Favorite Crayola crayon name: tie between perriwinkle and tickle me pink
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
burt's bees (it's an addiction but there are no support groups)
spotify
wikipedia
sunsets+stars (running out of space)
trader joe's
my brain
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the universe

How fun it would be to enjoy a terrible meal with Gordon Ramsay.

Why's BART gotta be so BART-y?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
ghost hunting, snake charming, getting shot out of a cannon and also usually some very happy after-work hours
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I try not to put too many private things on public record but I will happily declare for the entire world that I hate coconut. It's my least favorite food in existence.
You should message me if
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You'd be any good in a zombie apocalypse