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h3babe

23 F Mankato, MN

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm Holly :)
- I talk too much.
- Sometimes, I listen to strangers conversations and mentally give my opinion.
- I'm in love with sports.
- I am OBSESSED with all my Nikes<3
- Type 1 diabetic, since I was 8.
- I love being outdoors; camping, fishing, boating, swimming, and going for walks.
- I would rather have a bad day of fishing, than a good day of work.
- I also love my lazy days; naps, movies, writing, and reading.
- A man who cannot handle me in sweats, doesn't deserve me out of them ;)
- I'm a part time PCA and I work full time with public schooling.
- I played vball and softball in highschool.
- I danced for 15 years.
- I speak sarcasm.
- I can get very cocky, especially at sporting events.
- My best friend Ryan and I, go to the strip club every Wednesday :)
- I might not be "Smarter Than a 5th Grader," but I can buy booze! Booyah!
- I have 4 tattoos and 9 piercings.
- I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
- I wanna get my lips tattood on someone :D who wants it?!
- I have an 18 month old son, who is my life. His sperm donor is a POS.
- I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
- There are plenty of fish in the sea. That's cool and all, but I'm a human.
- I do not tolerate disrespect.
- I am very independent.
- I'm very blunt and have no filter.
- On average, I spend $75 a year to watch bananas turn brown.
- Boobs. Because you can't motorboat a personality.
- Men are a lot like kids, if you want to shut them up, put a boob in their mouth.
- yeah.. I'm obsessed with my boobs. They're beautiful. I could actually stare at them all day, no joke.
- I watch Netflix every night, before bed.
- I love popsicles. Mmm and string cheese.
- I never make eye contact while eating a banana, popsicle, hotdog, or corn dog.
- I was in the ICU for 3 months. They say I shouldn't be alive. But, here I am! Booyah.
- Baseball, football, and hockey. In that order.
- In a perfect world, Taco Bell would deliver.
- I am stubborn.
- I'm an animal lover.
- The best feeling ever: the day after doing squats and lunges. Feels soooo good to stretch!
- I'm an extremely picky eater.
- I'm not the shy type. Unless, I like you and we hang out for the first time. But, it doesn't take long for me to open up.
- Disrespect me - you're history.
- The gym makes me feel better.
- Being skinny might be nice, but having pizza is nicer. <-- nicer isn't a word, FYI.
- I'm a major daddy's girl.
- My momma and I are mistaken as sisters.
- I talk way too fast at times.
- I WILL tell you how it is.
- I always have a smile on my face.
- Men who message me using the right to/too/two, there/their/they're, and your/you're : you turn me on.
- I love twitter. I have 6,000+ tweets.
- I wish it was baseball season, all year.
- I have assault and disorderly conduct on my record. And I promise, if was for a GOOD reason.
- I DO know how to defend and protect myself.
- "she may be small, but she punches like a man" - Sgt Davis (ex military/ex bf)
- I generally am a very nice/sweet person.
- I will never allow another man to ever put his hands on me. Promise.
- I laugh, a lot.
- I cannot for the life of me, walk on ice.
- I crash cars.
- Just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet to see which comes first. I'll keep you posted.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a dream career that I WILL end up doing, I'm determined. Sports journalism<3 you'll also see a book written by me, before I die. Mark my word :)
I’m really good at
Being a single mom, getting no help. Speaking my mind. Communication. Making people laugh. Taking naps :) Snap chatting. Flirting. Sarcasm. Candy Crush. Teasing. Solitaire. Online shopping.
The first things people usually notice about me
By looking at me, my eyes. I was blessed with my daddy's baby blues. People also always notice my pearly whites :)

By touching me, I have very soft skin. And I don't even use any lotions :)

By hearing me, I talk a lot. And I laugh a lot. I'm also very sarcastic. And cocky.

After getting to know me, I am the most caring and respectful person. I do not tolerate disrespect.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love ALL Nicholas Sparks books. Ellen Degeneres' books - I literally laugh out loud while reading it. Fifty Shades of Grey!

Seeking one night stand. I might need two though, I do have a lot of books.

I love horror movies, action, drama, comedy, romance. Basically anything. Besides old westerns and movies about aliens or something stupid like that.
The six things I could never do without
1) my son/family.
2) pen & paper.
3) insulin.
4) my cell phone.
5) sports.
6) the gym.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future and what it's going to be like. My goals in life.

Why a lot of you men on here, ask for my number, by giving me an excuse on why you "need" my number, when you could technically just ask, without an excuse ;)

Thank God, I finally found love! Its on Page 126 in the dictionary.

They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms, instead of magazines.

There are 3 levels of pain.
1. Pain
2. Excruciating pain
3. Stepping on a Lego

Is it really necessary for the first square of toilet paper to be glued down?

Why does this membership application to the YMCA not have "The Village People" as an option for "How did you hear about us?"

You can tell a lot from a woman by her hands. For instance, if they're placed around your throat she's probably slightly upset.

We all have that one person we forever regret giving our phone number to.

Yes, I'm a smart ass. But, it beats being a dumb ass, a fat ass. a no ass, a lard ass, a kiss ass or just an ass in general..
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my little man. Hanging out with my family (my entire family sees eachother on a regular basis) or spending time with friends. I do enjoy going downtown every so often. Or just cuddling up to a movie and a drink :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In 8th grade, I hot glued my eye shut with a stick. And no, it wasn't on purpose.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 21–33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
- you're not an alcoholic or drug user.
- you're not going to be a complete perv.
- you aren't a tool :)
- you actually know how to have a convo.
- you understand sarcasm.
- you like baseball, football, or hockey :)
- you wanna get to know me.
- you're bored ;)

You should keep trolling along if:::
- you're a Yankees or White Sox fan.. Or a Packers fan :p
- u talk like dis. We didnt go 2 skool 2 talk like dat.

Oh, and if you actually read all that, I adore you :)