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h8makingupnames

34 Newport News, VA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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What I’m doing with my life
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surviving
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know, maybe that I'm not invisible?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: H. P. Lovecraft; Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; Discworld series; Robert E. Howard; comics; A Song of Ice & Fire

Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail; Grandma's Boy; Shaun of the Dead; Return of the Living Dead; Sin City; Watchmen; In the Mouth of Madness; The Usual Suspects; Star Wars (original 3 only); The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly; The Warriors

Music: anything, but mainly metal. King Diamond/Mercyful Fate, Nirvana, Immortal, Tool, Alice In Chains, W.A.S.P., Wu-Tang Clan, Misfits, Danzig, Outkast, Butthole Surfers, Amon Amarth

Food: pizza; Taco Hell; cheeseburgers; Pop-Tarts; hot dogs; Philly cheesesteaks
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. oxygen (the element, not the channel)
2. pizza
3. something to drink
4. music
5. humor
6. you hahaha nah, my PS3
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
time travel
why are people with no talent famous?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading, playing a game, or sleeping
You should message me if
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You want to.
I usually only send short messages at first. I'm tired of writing decent sized, well thought out messages and not getting replies.