Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

habeus_porpoise

26 Oakland, CA Man

Man

Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
personal trainer, art nerd, science nerd, book nerd, nerd nerd...uhhh yeah that about covers it
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job, making profiles on dating sites that probably don't describe me well at all
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyelashes oddly enough
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: 1984, clockwork orange, The stranger, one hundred years of solitude, the great gatsby, preacher, the sun also rises, the handmaid's tale, catch 22, political theory, philosophy, history
movies: evil dead 2, enter the dragon, any good documentary or any insanely awful movie. Not a big movie person typically, can't sit still for too long
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
books
peanut butter
coffee
chocolate
coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social Justice and problems of attaining it. My next painting. Whatever book or article I'm reading. Why people drive so absurdly slow down Telegraph.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out or staying in and painting
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm on an online dating site. I have a stick and poke tattoo on my butt that says "punx!".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you take yourself even less seriously than I do.