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habeus_porpoise

26 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I need to rewrite this. I suck all sorts of balls writing these stupid things
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
All of the things!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pushing myself too hard, making inappropriate comments/jokes, making profiles on dating sites that probably don't describe me well at all
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyelashes? hey, that's what I'm told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: 1984, clockwork orange, descent into chaos, catcher in the rye, one hundred years of solitude, the great gatsby, preacher, the sun also rises, the handmaid's tale, political theory, philosophy, anything thought provoking.
movies: evil dead 2, enter the dragon, any good documentary or any godawful movie
musics, bad brains, dead kennedys, the specials, public enemy, andrew wk, streetlight manifesto, beethoven, brian jonestown massacre, rancid
food: pretty much anything aside from the whole "no meat" thing
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
books
peanut butter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social Justice and problems of attaining it. My next drawing. Whatever book or article I'm reading.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably nothing exciting. I teach a class Saturday morning, so I never really get too crazy on Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm on an online dating site. I have a stick and poke tattoo on my butt that says "punx!".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you find it ridiculously amusing to sing flight of the valkyries to yourself when biking down some stupidly steep hill.
you have a sense of humor.
you want to converse in spanish.
you have something interesting to say.
you take yourself even less seriously than I do.