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hahahahahafun

37 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am a blue collar midwest guy. nothing i say is serious. i cant spell for shit and my grammar sucks. at least i can admit it i think that makes me smart. all that being said i think i am pretty awesome. sarcasm does not read well. i ride a freaking bike everywhere. i sold my car 6 years ago just because i wanted to see if i could live with out one. i have 2 kids! my friends say i am cool, but i just think i am weird. I am brutally honest to a fault sometimes, but i hate hurting someone's feeling. my friends say i take things to far, quickly. they say i go from 0 to 60 in no time. i may or may not say things that are inappropriate at the wrong time. i cuss a lot. i drink it out of mason jars. i am not in to sports. i like to build things. i am crafty. i tend to make any situation fun.

Why is there not a "awesome" selection for body type that is what i would be.

My daughter said is best... never trust a fart unless you are over the toilet!!
What I’m doing with my life
i work a lot. i work in the business of lighting moving pictures.
I’m really good at
fixing things that are broke. eating. drinking. pouring beer in to soda cans so i can drink in public. peeing standing up(i have been practicing for years and i don't even need the cheerio anymore). Lighting bottle rockets from my hand!!
The first things people usually notice about me
i am a pretty big deal you saw the fucking pictures right! shit come on!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i read
i dont watch alot of tv i am usually working and that goes for movies too.
i love just about all music, its my life. i listen to something every chance i get.
The six things I could never do without
Whiskey
Pizza
My kids
Bikes
Lemonade
Bees
I spend a lot of time thinking about
bullshit really it is everywhere!
On a typical Friday night I am
working till saturday morning
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
just do it,sometimes it is nice if you start the conversations. You live in the city.