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hairyfellow4000

58 Spokane, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 33–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm here to take a test or two and see who I meet. My live in S.O. is ladydreamdancer.

We are both practitioners of polyamory and lean towards polyfidelity and we have an interest in allowing our family to grow a bit more.

Ladydreamdancer is strongly bisexual, as for me I am heterosexual but not homophobic.

Now about me.
I consider myself a new-age, redneck, truck-driving geek. I lived in an intentional community in Portland, OR. I was raised in a small town in rural Oregon, I have a bachelor's degree in art from the University of Arizona where I specialized in computer graphics and I drove an eighteen-wheeler across the country many many times. Now I drive a bus around town. That pretty much says it all, just a simple guy like millions of others.

I don't reckon I'm particularly handsome and I don't even eat chips but Ladydreamdancer doesn't insist that I put a bag over my head before coming to bed. I am a bit overweight and have my share of very light brown (some say grey) hair, both on my head (yes there is hair there) and my nicely trimmed, sporty beard.

In my spare time, you know, those wasted hours between 3 and 5 in the morning, I like to listen to the shutter on my camera click and pretend I'm an artist. Where I go my camera goes.

Well, I am done, at least for now, so if you got this far you are probably either saying, "honey, look at this nut," or "a family with more than one sex partner? cool!" If you're the second, at least a little, feel free to contact me/us.

See ya on the flip flop.

I am spontaneous, reliable, and polyamorous
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Driving my bus, making music, taking pictures and loving life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping my shoulder to the wheel. And I'm getting good at playing the bass guitar!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I drive a really big truck. Well, not anymore. I guess my size...I'm 6'3" 270 lbs...not really a delicate little guy. Oh, also my wavey brown (I have NO grey just a lot of VERY light brown...lol) hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Robert Heinlein. Old Westerns. Old time radio. A good ribeye steak. (yes I'm updating my profile but heck...this is perfect as it is)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sex, showers, interstate freeways, truck stops, my map book, my log book. (Well, don't need the log book anymore. I love simplicity.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Driving a really big truck. (This is silly but true. There needs to be a half-way house for truck drivers leaving the road. Seldom a day goes by without my thinking about getting back into a truck and hitting the road. The rest of the time the same thoughts run through my head as anyone elses...what's for dinner, did I put the dogs out, and why did I walk into this room. Oh, and of course the voices...always the voices...buaaahhhaaa.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Parking a really big truck. (Yea....I have parked permanatly. Now I wonder where to find a good R and B jam to join. For those here in Spokane I've been going to Daleys Cheap Shots on Sundays with the Voodoo Church and jammin'...it's GREAT fun. Come and see for yourself!!!!!!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like having sex in my really big truck. (Or anywhere else for that matter...hehehehe)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like really big trucks. lol (REALLY message me if you live in or near Spokane and like R and B and REALLY REALLY message if you live near Spokane and PLAY R and B.)

If any of the stuff in my profile makes you go ...huh?

Heck...just if ya wanna.

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