Sorry, dudes, your princess is in another castle. I'm not lookin' to date anyone; I just like to answer the match questions and sometimes use the locals app.
Spoiler: I'm not really married. I just put that so people too lazy to read my profile won't bother talking to me. See, I'm already lying to you. It will never work. I have made a few new friends here, though, and we can maybe hang out sometime...unless your intentions involve pieces of me in the trunk of your car. Or my car. Any car, really.
I take photos of jumping spiders. I'm sarcastic, clumsy, and perpetually unimpressed, but I'm rarely unhappy. I work in the equestrian industry and like to visit other places in my personal time.
I enjoy people who have a decent sense of humor and/or want go hiking, exploring, etc. Teach me something I don't already know, and I'll adore you. For a few days, anyway.
I sometimes forget about this site for weeks or more at a time, and I, shockingly enough, get a lot of messages. So, don't assume I'm ignoring you just because I don't send an immediate reply. Especially don't assume that and then send one or twelve (true story) really angry messages. If we're a 90%+ match/friend or you seem like someone I'd really get along with, there's a decent chance that I'll respond to you eventually, so long as you don't intend to cut me into pieces (see above).
This is my best friend and roommate: ssssssnakes. We own a house together, so you'd better just get used to him because he's not going anywhere. We travel a lot and like to meet up for beers via the locals app.
Here, I have an instagram: instagram.com/haleyluna
PS I don't want to hear about your dick. For reals.