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halfofthehole

25 / M / straight / Seeing someone

Bakersfield, California

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Skinny
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
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Drinks
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Drugs
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Religion
Christianity but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English (Fluently)

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My Self-Summary

I have a feeling you're not reading this. Yes, you. The person who is reading this isn't really reading this. I also have a feeling that, since you're not reading this, I can write whatever the fuck I want and it won't have any significance. That being said-

I'm badass. Not to be cocky, but its true. I plan to back it up with tattoos, a long beard, an eyepatch, and possibly a pink tutu. I can't juggle, but I can throw things around very well. It's interesting- people only take pictures of people during important events. Who photographs you when you wake up in the morning? I bet someone could make money doing that.

Maybe I really mean that. Maybe I don't. But you won't find out unless you read this. Or ask. Or both. Thats neither here nor there.

What I’m doing with my life

Finishing up my BA's in Music and Art. Considering just getting the music degree and moving on. Working my ass off. Not getting enough sleep.

I’m really good at

dodging questions.

The first things people usually notice about me

are my bawdy rhymes. I'm like MC Shakespeare.

I remind some people of a brown haired Jack Black.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books- A Modest Proposal

Movies- Stacks and stacks that I'll list eventually.

Music- www.last.fm/user/halfofthehole

Food- Vegetables are good when placed in Thai dishes. Tater tots are making a come back.

The six things I could never do without

A pocket knife, tactless wit, my keys, Dr. Pepper, Fender Telecasters, and high quality headphones.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

how to get linux to boot from a SATA DVD drive. If you have an answer, let me know.

More frequently, I think about get rich quick schemes. Just incase.

On a typical Friday night I am

knee deep in dust and data. I typically spend at least 3-5 hours of the night getting yelled at by people. Most days, I get paid to get yelled at, but that falls outside of the scope of this question and will not be covered on the test.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

When I was 10 years old, I worked a concession booth in a theater. I was part of the cast of that particular production. We had a developmentally disabled audience one night. One person came up to buy an ice cream from me, but had two cents. I turned him away. I've spent the rest of my life regretting that moment.

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