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34 Napa, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 25
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a bicycle looking for the right fish.

Sometimes my humor fails to amuse anyone except me. When I posted an old, more joke-heavy profile on one of the forums here, I received some interesting feedback:

"i have no idea what this means"
"It means he thinks he's being funny, but he isn't..."
"Your profile sounds like one giant joke. You're going to have to be honest when filling out the profile."
"Pictures are a mess, what did you use? a 1mega pixel cam? The 3rd picture makes you look like a criminal."
"It's just not very funny. Delete all the jokes and retry."

Okay, I deleted all the jokes and I'm retrying. (Sadly I forgot to save the old version, so you'll have to use your imagination.)

I try to be interesting. I occasionally wander into meaningless esoterica but only when the other person is equally interested.

I'm looking for someone with whom I feel a real connection.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Job-wise, I've been working in the computer science field.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
figuring out how things work by breaking them, hula-hooping, writing crappy online profiles, watching my train of thought derail
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically, I'm not sure what people notice first. I've received a few compliments on my eyelashes over the years, but I still haven't decided how I feel about that. What did you first notice?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- a good 8 hours sleep, eventually
- an internet browser
- an annoyingly whiny cat with a heart of gold
- gym membership
- friends who get me through hard times
- family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, distributive economics and political egalitarianism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On the exciting ones: going out with friends for dinner or drinks, catching a concert in the City or a show in Berkeley, sailing out on the moonlit bay, or just reading at home with a glass of wine. Part of my motivation for being on this site is to open up new possibilities for that span of time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm reticent and avoidant sometimes when it comes to taking the initiative or pursuing what I want, so I appreciate it when others help out and are honest with their feelings too.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I pique your interest, and you're happy I didn't write "I peak you're interest, and your happy I didn't right… [ad nauseum]"