I can do the laundry and make a damn good sandwich. Spontaneous drives and Jeopardy aficionado. Do you frequently tell or enjoy bad jokes? Good, we'll probably get along.

Did my undergrad at Tech in biology and am now pursuing a master's in entomology. I'll just say it...I love bugs (never seen that on an online dating profile before huh?!) I work extensively with honey bees in a toxicology lab (read as: I am the Ted Bundy of the bee world). I've picked up the nickname "bee whisperer" from some colleagues, if that's any indication of how awesome/lame/weirdly into my job I am.

Laughing at my own jokes
Baking
Compiling lists of what I'm really good at!!!!

That I'm initially shy, then you can't shut me up.
My sweet sweet baby blues

I love me some Harry Potter. Otherwise, if it's Pratchett, Gaiman, Adams, Palahniuk, etc. I either love it or will love it after I get to it. Trying to get through A Song of Ice and Fire right now...might be a while!

My favorite movies are Pan's Labyrinth, V for Vendetta and It's a Wonderful Life. I love all types of movies. Except anything by Wes Anderson. He's a pretentious douche canoe, and I will stand by that assessment until the day I die.
I watch a lot of documentaries and for whatever reason really happen to love Spanish films. A good horror flick if I'm feeling brave.

My favorite TV series...Breaking Bad, hands down. I also love The Office, Parks and Rec, Always Sunny, Sherlock, Girls, LOST, Workaholics and a few very girly shows thrown in the mix. I'm fascinated by shows like Hoarders and Intervention. I watch a lot of Law and Order and a LOT of the Food Network.

My mom
Friends
My kitten
My phone
Good food
Lysosomes, probably

Life in general.
How blessed I am to have been born into the age and circumstance that I was.
What I could be doing to better myself, and why I'm sitting watching cat videos instead.

Getting white girl wasted downtown.
Or more likely, introverting out with netflix/a book/reddit and sleeping like it's my job.

If I've been drinking I will most likely sit you down and make you listen to me list American presidents in chronological order. You'll love it...just go with it.

You're a genuine person who isn't offended by a bit of crude humor and a girl who can dish it just as easily as she can take it.

You consider yourself an outdoorsman. And by that I don't mean you go hiking twice a year and plaster pictures all over social media.

You want to go on a hike with me!

You're ready for this jelly. Just kidding, I have no ass to speak of. My sincerest apologies to the ass men of the world, just a fair warning.