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hallnoateslvr

31 M Bellingham, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Im a bitch Im a lover, Im a child Im a mother, Im sinner and I am a saint, and I do not feel ashamed.
-M. Brooks
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm almost a senior at WWU, I study geophysics. I volunteer at some places. I play guitar.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Identifying vegetables, getting lost, taking a really long time to not accomplish very much.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People always say that I'm really nice. So perhaps people think "wow he seems nice' when they first meet me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Judas Priest is my definite favorite, I also really like Fugazi, The Talking Heads, Alice Cooper and Pavement.
I like T.V. and Netflix and stuff but I never really get hooked on anything. Except Star Trek. I also like Bill Nye the Science Guy and Seinfeld. I watch a lot of stand up comedy, Doug Stanhope is my favorite.
J.D. Salinger is my favorite author.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pizza, coffee, beer, cigarettes, burritos, a hoodie, my calculator.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about all sorts of stuff. You wouldn't believe it. I think about how I only know I exist because I think. I think about rocks and stuff, i think about how cool it would be to be a planetologist, or travel more. I think about what I would do if I was rich. I think about what it would be like to be someone else, and how I don't think that sounds like much fun. I think about magnets, and coffee, and thinking about what I think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show, or a bar. I completely lack the ability to stay home on weekend nights. Just can't do it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really like football.
You should message me if
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If you like some of the stuff I said I like and want to talk about it. Except football, I don't want to talk about football. Everybody likes the talking heads, lets talk about that.