Creative, driven, problem-solving, technically-savvy individual constantly seeking additional knowledge and refining current skills. I have an extensive portfolio of satisfied ex-girlfriends. I have the technical aptitude to quickly come up to speed with any Meyers-Briggs personality type, music taste, or food preferences. I possess a strong boning ethic, which I believe is vital to accomplishing my professional and personal goals in life.
• 15 years of professional dating experience
• 3 crazy exes
• One girl who was kind of like dating a boy = I know your pain
• Long-term relationship mastery
• Primary expertise: Good times, dancing, kink/fetish, putting my hand in your back pocket.
• The Creepy Horror Writer Who Poured Beer On Me and Lit Herself On Fire
• The Six Foot Girl Who Thought She Was Tank Girl Who Thought She Was a Boy Who Also Looks Like Miley
• The Arab Girl With The Famous Father, Who Couldn't Have A Boyfriend And Called Me Daddy
• The Girl Who Told Me That God Has A Plan For Us After I Went Down On Her In The Backseat Of A 93' Mazda Sedan
Hobbies and Awards
• Cycling, martial arts, archery, learning guitar
• Long-term travel
• Good Eater Award 2010