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haltertopless

43 F New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 38–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Frisian (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Quick-witted and wry, I enjoy shuffling through leaves in the fall and playing "would you rather" for hours. Have a phobia of rats and balloons, am a die-hard liberal, but not a hippie, hate the Grateful Dead but spend a lot of time in Woodstock.
Unlike other women, I am more comfortable in jeans than in a cocktail dress, but I can clean up nice. Parents, dogs and toddlers love me.
Also: I make furniture, traveling to Lonely Planet locations, love to banter and tend to be on the line between irreverent and sarcastic,. I try to embrace the ridiculousness of life as much as possible. And I will always eat all the vegetables on my plate and probably some of yours too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finding pockets of things I love to do and pursuing them. Enjoy absurdity in all forms.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making furniture that is somewhat askew and poorly constructed. I am an excellent doodler, procrastinator, reader and banterer.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am bigger than my photos. I have a wide and embracing smile. I am petite in stature and definitely not in personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: A fine balance, last of the just, richard russo books, philip roth etc.
movies: you can count on me, once, the matrix
shows: I work at a TV channel, so I watch TV proudly. But generally pretty good shows like Homeland, and Bored To Death, and the best show ever, Locked Up Abroad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
chocolate, family, pets, friends, books, passport.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I invent a lot of useless things such as:
-Ice cream that looks like savory foods (hotdogs, pizza etc), edible pillows, etc. Not all food related and I don't want anyone to steal these lightening bolts of brilliance, so I will stop right here.
All the places I would like to visit- travel is good for my soul.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Avoiding the meat packing district
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I watch way too much HGTV.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a sense of humor about yourself and the world. Like to read. Are not a republican. Is honest and transparent. Wants to explore. Surprise me.