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  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Yesterday – 1:32pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Alright, Mark, self summary, let's do this. Make sure you come across as smart and witty, but not pretentious. Because no one cares about your theories on the LOST finale. Tell them how much you love trying new things! Use a lot of buzz words like "travel" and "sushi" and "running". Nice, you're off to a great start!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Say how much you love being a middle school orchestra teacher. Don't forget to include stuff like "children really are the future!" or "Do what you love, and you won't work a day in your life!" Use as many cliches you can think of!

Don't mention how much netflix you consume. It's an embarrassing amount.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing the piano! Because that's what you did in high school instead of going to parties. Whether or not you were invited to said parties in the first place is irrelevant.

You can cook! You know how when you lived in Arizona for two years, suddenly you weren't surrounded by amazing restaurants like Portillos? So you learned a bunch of recipes for chili, stir fry, and baked tilapia? I feel like you should be better at cooking considering you've watched every season of Top Chef.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A few favorite moments:

Dory telling Marlin "When I'm with you, I'm home." in Finding Nemo.

Abed saying goodbye to Troy.

The expectations vs. reality split screen in 500 Days of Summer

Reading Murakami while traveling in Japan

Karen Russell's short stories

Listening to Ben Folds Five - Whatever and Ever Amen and realizing I need practice the piano all the time

The "Numbers" episode of Welcome to Night Vale.

Bacon wrapped dates at Avec, or any of Paul Kahan's restaurants. Stephanie Izard is great too. Do you watch Top Chef?

Anthony Bourdain talking about ramen
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) weekend breakfasts of bacon, eggs, hashbrowns and sriracha. Mmm... just typing about it!
2) Snuggling with my dog. his name is Jesse James. Like the cowboy.
3) 90's pop music and early 00's pop-punk. let your waves crash down on me and take me away-y-ay yeah!
4) Three Floyds beer
5) an endless supply of Podcasts.
6) reading in coffee shops and hoping someone asks me about my book a la 500 Days of Summer. This has never happened. Yet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You guys, I really think we should have ordered more dessert.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ticket to Ride or Settlers of Catan.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can sing along to the entire soundtrack to Wicked.
You should message me if
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you enjoy talking about music, movies, books, standup comedy or podcasts endlessly. And inconsistently meta okcupid profiles.