Not going to tell you stupid pick up lines that don't work and are dumb as hell. Let's grab a drink or coffee and have a conversation.
Let me say I have a sarcastic sense of humor. I hope you can keep up!
Spent the last year concentrating on finishing my Masters Degree, starting my career, and working out.
I also play professional paintball on the side. I don't make money from it but it's what I do on sundays....
Looking for the girl who I can cook breakfast for but who will return the favor by cooking or baking me something. Someone to watch Netflix with, but who also doesn't mind going out. Someone who will go on walks with me to the beach in the summer and enjoy a cold drink. Someone who will travel with me on some fun adventures.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for Verizon...don't ask me about your bill or your phone. Right after work i go straight to the gym then I'm free to do what I want for the night. Which usually consists of making a bomb ass dinner, hanging out with friends, netflix, maybe some drinks, maybe watch some gossip girl...what what?
My weekends consist of going out one of the nights, playing professional paintball, and getting tasks done around the house.
I’m really good at
I'm good at making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, fixing
things around the house and car, throwing a golf ball, holding a
conversation, making breakfast and sarcastic humor.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sarcastic humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
No favorite books. But I read Mens Health magazine for sure. Its like comso for dudes.
Other favorite artists:
Wiz, Kid Cudi
Florida Georgia Line
I do like some country. Im the only guy I know of who has seen Carrie Underwood and Tswift in concert.
Crazy Stupid Love
Food: Steaks for sure. BBQ food. Eggs, anything Italian, Bananas, Not really into sweets but I LOVE fresh baked cookies.
The six things I could never do without
A good tailored suit
Toilet paper (I mean cmon everyone needs that)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to improve my life as much as possible, whats the next fun
activity I can participate in, and what to watch on netflix...I can
On a typical Friday night I am
The typical stuff, going out and doin some hood rat stuff with my friends, netflix, games, traveling for paintball, and all sorts of other il shit.
(Catch my sarcastic tone by now?)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I went to my Junior Prom with a girl that was pregnant (not mine
You should message me if
Message me if you have courage. Nothing sticks out more from the
crowd than a go-getter.
If you are mature but still likes to have a good time, or just say
hello. Just message me, what is the worst that can happen?