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34 M Burlington, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Mar 23, 2013
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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A happily married couple looking for someone to date us! Recently transplanted from the Seattle area to the New Jersey/Philly area. We have enjoyed the company of a third in the past and would really like to experience it again. Our past experience came about much more organically, but due to our recent move we don't know may people in the area. Ideally we would find an adventurous person that might enjoy meeting both of us and letting things progress from there. In the past we had a friends with benefits that really was a wonderful setup. We are open to one time hookups, but optimally we will find a longer lasting relationship.

If this appeals to you or you are curious about anything just ask! Our relationship is incredibly strong so you don't have to worry about upsetting or changing our dynamic. This may be your chance for something new, fun and exciting. We have been together 5 years and are open and honest in all things. This profile is made and maintained by the male part of the relationship with full knowledge and understanding from the female counterpart.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Unfortunately,, living in Jersey.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
roller skating, snowboarding, video games, drinking coffee
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Currently I am getting a full sleeve tattoo depicting all the dome cities and rocket ships I was promised as a child that never came about. It should be completed soon, but ever since work started strangers have been commenting on it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: I was on a Star Wars book kick for awhile. Now I'm actually reading Harry Potter. She grew up reading them and I have never seen or read them. I'm reading the series and every time I finish a book we watch the movie that coincides with it.
Movies: I can't watch horror or gory movies.
shows: I don't have TV but I Hulu the daily and colbert report. Together we watch bob's burgers, 30 rock, parks and recreation.
Podcasts: this american life, wait, wait don't tell me, stuff you should know, my brother, my brother and me, Judge John Hodgeman.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My wife, books, video games, pornography, the internet, my dog.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
space exploration, the loss of our manned space program, and the injustice of DOMA.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working night shift.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am completely lost at using this site. First I made a profile only to find they don't allow couples. Then I made a plentyoffish account but it seemed awful and weird. Then I answered about 150 questions before I found out that it's not required. I suck at the internet.
You should message me if
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You like the idea of being around and with a solid, comfortable, happy couple.

**As an afterthought we are aware this is not a normal situation that many people would not have an interest in. I won't be sending too many messages. It may bother or annoy some people to get messages from us. If you like this profile I would suggest writing us or at least rating us so we know you are curious. If I like yours I am much more likely to just rate it instead of sending a bunch of messages to girls who would not appreciate it.**