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27 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:19pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Not at all
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a real cool guy.
What I’m doing with my life
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I was born in Kansas City, but sometime around when I became more excited for a Matrix sequel than for the end of a school year, I realized I should probably move to Los Angeles. I like to write funny stuff and right now I edit video.

In my spare time I go for hours-long walks and constantly debate whether or not I should smile at strangers as I pass them by. I like to go to concerts that end up being a bunch of dudes standing around while someone noodles their guitar for too damn long. I watch pretentious movies and Step Brothers.
I’m really good at
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- Directions.
- Remembering what movie you're thinking of.
- Subtly dropping the information that, yeah, I DJ'd for my college radio station (did you notice the subtlety right there?)
- I've gotten kind of good at photography (IG - @iantmcfarland). This isn't bragging because the talent was developed by hiding behind my camera at parties when I should have been socializing.
- I'm not as good at Air Guitar as I'd like to be.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Sometimes I have a stupid beard, sometimes I have stupid big hair. So the answer varies but I guess we can settle on me typically looking stupid in some respect.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Confederacy of Dunces, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Watchmen, those Harry Potter things

Films directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, Wes Anderson, the Coen Brothers, David Fincher, Terry Gilliam, Stanley Kubrick, Hayao Miyazaki, Christopher Nolan, Steven Soderbergh, Quentin Tarantino, Andrei Tarkovsky, Edgar Wright. My favorite film is 'Paris, Texas'.

Arrested Development, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Breaking Bad, Community, Game of Thrones, Lost, Mad Men, New Girl, Parks & Recreation, The Simpsons, True Detective, Unsolved Mysteries, The Wire.

Arcade Fire, David Bowie, Cloud Nothings, Cut Copy, Deafheaven, Dinosaur Jr., Mew, New Order, Pavement, Pixies, Prince, Radiohead, Sigur Rós, Kanye West, Yo La Tengo.

Hamburgers and pizzas. I like salads too, but everytime I eat one I just want some damn hamburgers and pizzas.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Songs, movies, walks, my camera, Wikipedia and podcasts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trying to geographically place errant memories that might have been dreams, the semantics of entirely unimportant statements, jokes from 'The Simpsons'.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm probably at the movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In 2005, a radio station gave away the ending to a then-new Harry Potter book. I called for an apology, and they just laughed at me. But then I showed them - I made a sign, drove to the station, protested, and in the end they laughed at me some more. They still bring me up on the air every once and a while.
You should message me if
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If you have read this far into my profile far and haven't shouted "NERD" at your computer.

Also if you drive a manual and could teach me. I still don't know how. I am a grown man.