Last night I heard the tenant above me blaring Sufjan Stevens. I started to craft an elaborate character of that tenant being my soul mate, until I realized that I didn't even know their gender.

About every six weeks I google a small band from Québec that I really really like hoping they've released some new music. Going on four years now.

Filled my Hyundai with my favorite stuff and moved out west from Kansas City a few months ago. Hoping to write comedy for television, right now I'm editing video and diggin' it.

The one legitimate talent I have is that I'm pretty decent at photography (here's some of my stuff - http://bit.ly/cLFGXe). I used to be pretty good at knowing movie stuff, but then I moved to Los Angeles and lost any ubiquity that brought me.

Other than that I'm just good at bringing up hilarious late 90s pop songs - what's the deal with LFO am I right!?

Sometimes I have an absurd afro or an offensive beard. I don't have either right now though, so I'll go with my intimidating falsetto.

BOOKS -
A Confederacy of Dunces, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Watchmen, those Harry Potter things

FILM -
Films directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, Wes Anderson, the Coen Brothers, David Fincher, Stanley Kubrick, Hayao Miyazaki, Christopher Nolan, Steven Soderbergh, Quentin Tarantino, Andrei Tarkovsky. My favorite film is 'Paris, Texas'.

TELEVISION -
Adventure Time, Arrested Development, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Breaking Bad, Lost, Mad Men, Parks & Recreation, The Simpsons, Unsolved Mysteries, The Wire

MUSIC -
Arcade Fire, Cut Copy, Deerhunter, Greg Dulli, LCD Soundsystem, Mew, New Order, Pavement, Pixies, Radiohead, Sigur Rós, Kanye West, Yo La Tengo

FOOD -
Hamburgers and pizzas. I like salads too, but everytime I eat one I just want some damn hamburgers and pizzas.

If I were a more suave kind of Rico, I'd just go "You, you, you, you, you, and you baby." I am not cool enough to pull it off.

The semantics of completely unimportant statements, cat names.

The movie theater, a concert venue, a friend's place.

In 2005, a local radio station gave away the ending to the then-new Harry Potter book. I called for an apology, and they just laughed at me. But then I showed them - I made a sign, drove to the station, protested, and in the end they laughed at me.

If you have read this far into my profile far and haven't shouted "NERD" at your computer.