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26 M Los Angeles, CA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 9:10pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
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Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a real cool guy.
What I’m doing with my life
I was born in Kansas City, but sometime around when I became more excited for a Matrix sequel than for the end of a school year, I realized I should probably move to Los Angeles. I like to write funny stuff and right now I edit video.

In my spare time go for hours-long walks and constantly debate whether or not I should smile at strangers as I pass them by. I like to go to concerts that end up being a bunch of dudes standing around while someone noodles their guitar for too damn long. I watch pretentious movies and Step Brothers.
I’m really good at
- Directions.
- Remembering what movie you're thinking of.
- Subtly dropping the information that, yeah, I DJ'd for my college radio station (did you notice the subtlety right there?)
- I've gotten kind of good at photography (here's some of my stuff -
- I'm not as good at Air Guitar as I'd like to be.
The first things people usually notice about me
I had a very impressive (stupid) beard until a few days ago, but I killed it just because I could. Have yet to replace all my hirsute photos, but just imagine what I would look like if I didn't appear to be from Portland.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Confederacy of Dunces, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Watchmen, those Harry Potter things

Films directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, Wes Anderson, the Coen Brothers, David Fincher, Stanley Kubrick, Hayao Miyazaki, Christopher Nolan, Steven Soderbergh, Quentin Tarantino, Andrei Tarkovsky. My favorite film is 'Paris, Texas'.

Arrested Development, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Breaking Bad, Community, Game of Thrones, Lost, Mad Men, New Girl, Parks & Recreation, The Simpsons, Unsolved Mysteries, The Wire.

Arcade Fire, David Bowie, Cloud Nothings, Cut Copy, Deafheaven, Dinosaur Jr., LCD Soundsystem, Mew, New Order, Pavement, Radiohead, Sigur Rós, Kanye West, Yo La Tengo.

Hamburgers and pizzas. I like salads too, but everytime I eat one I just want some damn hamburgers and pizzas.
The six things I could never do without
Songs, movies, walks, my camera, Wikipedia and podcasts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Trying to geographically place errant memories that might have been dreams, the semantics of entirely unimportant statements, jokes from 'The Simpsons'
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm probably at the movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In 2005, a radio station gave away the ending to a then-new Harry Potter book. I called for an apology, and they just laughed at me. But then I showed them - I made a sign, drove to the station, protested, and in the end they laughed at me. They still bring me up on the air every once and a while.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you have read this far into my profile far and haven't shouted "NERD" at your computer.

Also if you drive a manual and could teach me. I still don't know how. I am a grown man.