handsome_in_ny
35 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
Forward by Abraham Lincoln: Listen ladies! If you put in your profile that "I don't even know why I have a profile on here" or "My friends made me sign up" or something equally obnoxious, get over yourself. You're on here because you want to find someone but don't want to deal with the hassle of the public dating scene. It's <|insert current year|> and online dating is a socially acceptable thing. Don't pretend to be above it, own it and find someone you click with. Like this guy. He looks like a nice fella doesn't he?

Chapter 1: I like the color green. I like the movie Amelie. I like spring and fall, summer and winter try too hard. I am not afraid to look a clown in the face and tell him he's got something on his cheek. I look like Brad Pitt if Brad Pitt looked hot. I'm a funny guy, aren't I?

I've recently found all these amazing spots tucked away in the city. Tiny jewels of wonderful to share with someone. There's this one place, over on... hey wait a minute! You're not gonna get me to ruin the surprise. You're gotta hit the message button first...

I am creative, humorous, and thoughtful
What I’m doing with my life
Making the internets and better place for users (read: I'm a web designer).
I’m really good at
filling out online dating forms. Also: Tetris, web design, making people smile/laugh, finding/making awesome birthday gifts, running really fast for one block, finding good eats in the city.
The first things people usually notice about me
is my 10' tall robot body guard. No, kidding. It's my eyes... then my robot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like a lot of somewhat random things. Some of them include:

The Black Keys, the Nerdist podcast, Guardians of the Galaxy, Björk, White Stripes, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, WTF with Marc Maron, red curry chicken, green curry chicken, just about any colored curry chicken, thai iced tea, Shawshank Redemption, Jurassic Park, Postal Service and tons more.
The six things I could never do without
Snapple
New York
Siracha sauce
Photoshop
Episodes of 80s tv shows on Netflix
My corner bar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
two things. How to make more money and how to live a better life (being ecologically mindful, helping others and myself, learning more about social and political progress).
On a typical Friday night I am
doing one of two things. At home designing or out on the town living it up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love Boston's More than a Feeling a little too much.

I used to have on here that I'm deathly afraid of chainsaws which is much more private. But... I figure someone is going to be hanging out with me when this song comes on much more than hanging out with me while I'm being attacked by a chainsaw.

I don't know. I could be wrong. I have not looked at the chainsaw death rate data for major cities in a while.
You should message me if
your looking for a guy that loves dating. Especially if you love the first date most of all. That interesting adventure where everything is new and exciting.
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