Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Forward by Abraham Lincoln: Listen ladies! If you
put in your profile that "I don't even know why I have a profile on
here" or "My friends made me sign up" or something equally
obnoxious, get over yourself. You're on here because you want to
find someone but don't want to deal with the hassle of the public
dating scene. It's <|insert current year|> and online dating
is a socially acceptable thing. Don't pretend to be above it, own
it and find someone you click with. Like this guy. He looks like a
nice fella doesn't he?
Chapter 1: I like the color green. I like the
movie Amelie. I like spring and fall, summer and winter try too
hard. I am not afraid to look a clown in the face and tell him he's
got something on his cheek. I look like Brad Pitt if Brad Pitt
looked hot. I'm a funny guy, aren't I?
I've recently found all these amazing spots tucked away in the
city. Tiny jewels of wonderful to share with someone. There's this
one place, over on... hey wait a minute! You're not gonna get me to
ruin the surprise. You're gotta hit the message button
I am creative, humorous, and thoughtful
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making the internets and better place for users (read: I'm a web
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
filling out online dating forms. Also: Tetris
, web design
, making people
, finding/making awesome birthday gifts, running
really fast for one block, finding good eats in
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is my 10' tall robot body guard. No, kidding. It's my eyes... then
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like a lot of somewhat random things. Some of them include:
The Black Keys, the Nerdist podcast, Guardians of the Galaxy,
Björk, White Stripes, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, WTF with Marc Maron,
red curry chicken, green curry chicken, just about any colored
curry chicken, thai iced tea, Shawshank Redemption, Jurassic Park,
Postal Service and tons more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Episodes of 80s tv shows on Netflix
My corner bar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
two things. How to make more money and how to live a better life
(being ecologically mindful, helping others and myself, learning
more about social and political progress).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing one of two things. At home designing or out on the town
living it up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love Boston's More than a Feeling a little too much.
I used to have on here that I'm deathly afraid of chainsaws which
is much more private. But... I figure someone is going to be
hanging out with me when this song comes on much more than hanging
out with me while I'm being attacked by a chainsaw.
I don't know. I could be wrong. I have not looked at the chainsaw
death rate data for major cities in a while.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
your looking for a guy that loves dating. Especially if you love
the first date most of all. That interesting adventure where
everything is new and exciting.
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