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  • Ages 18-32
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Last online
Yesterday – 9:36pm
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Other but it’s not important
Post grad
English (Fluently), Korean (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a writer by day and a... well, writer by night. I don't have any superhuman powers, except perhaps to overindulge in a scrumptious meal. Unfortunately, I don't have the superhuman ability, like a lot of people seemingly do, to never gain a damn pound.

I like to think that all the weight goes to my large... head... (not that head, so get your mind out of the gutter), but it's unfortunately been scientifically proven that, after a certain age (which presumably all of us on this site have passed long ago), the brain's size remains relatively static.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I operate a tutoring and publishing company, and a large part of what I do involves writing, if you couldn't tell from the previous self-summary blurb. Currently, I have 4 books published, with many more on the way in the coming months and years. I've sold almost 3,000 books (rounding up a tad), so I'm satisfied with the direction I've chosen for my life. (Incidentally, I'm also a lawyer, but I've chosen to go the route of teaching, authoring, and publishing instead.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If I had to choose my best talent, I'd have to say test taking. I'm a really good test taker. This has been an invaluable skill for me because I sucked at school--not a literal sucking, mind you. (It makes me wonder where the phrase "I sucked" comes from anyway.)

If I weren't good at test taking, I'd probably be sucking in life (perhaps more literally--but hopefully not too much more so--in this context) because my grades almost always... for lack of a better word... sucked. (Again, not literally. I don't even know how the logistics of that would work.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Aside from the obvious--that I'm Asian, that I have small eyes, wear glasses, could stand to lose a few pounds, etc.--I think the first things people notice about me are: 1) I'm really nice and, given the opportunity, 2) I talk about my future zealously.

The problem is that I'm not really nice. It's called being polite when first meeting people. We all do it. It would make the world--okay, I meant my world--a better place if people stopped thinking that because I resemble Santa Claus a little bit more than the average person--black hair and less facial hair notwithstanding--I am perpetually jollier. First, I don't go around saying, "Ho, Ho, Ho." Second, I don't go around giving out a nicely wrapped package to every stranger I see. (Santa Claus really is the man, isn't he?)

I can and sometimes do, in fact, ramble about my future when given the chance. I admit this. Don't give me the opportunity, unless you're certifiably insane.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'll have to get back to this because there are all too many books I've started reading but have never finished.

Movies and Shows: I'll watch just about anything with a good plot line and acting.

Music: I listen to a bit of every genre, except ICP-style rap. If you don't know who ICP is, you're probably better off not knowing.

Food: Did you happen to look at my picture? The more formative question is what WON'T I eat? For starters, seaweed and raw oyster. I would like to be able to, but I get sick when I eat them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Brain
2. Heart
3. Lungs
4. Eyes
5. Tongue
6. "Me," if you catch my drift
7. Hands (for typing, obviously)
8. Kidneys

In that order, people. That's right. 8 things--12, if you're good at math. All vital.

You might ask, "What about your legs or feet?" Good question. Given how much I sit for my job, I might as well not have feet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my next book will be. I'm debating whether to sell out and try to pull an E.L. James, though she's supposedly a horrid writer. (I can't personally judge, but that seems to be the consensus among my girl friends who have read her work. No guy I know has read any of her books.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What DO I do in Fridays? Where DOES the time go? Oh, I guess it goes into my writing and Netflix. There, life mystery solved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Oh, wouldn't you like to know?

Actually, no, you probably wouldn't. Who would? I wouldn't want to know more about me, if I weren't me. I am me, and I still would rather not have known certain things about me.
You should message me if
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Shoot me a line if you read through this profile and found it somewhat humorous.