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hankey232

27 M Fredericksburg, VA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I really like biking and taking pictures of landscapes and such. I kick ass at bar trivia (got ranked 7th nationally not long ago).

Spent September 2012 driving cross-country and checking out the National Parks. I hit 9 out west, but have still never been to Shenandoah....I take that back, I went this Fall
What I’m doing with my life
I work a lot and love my job. It's not the most lucrative but i had a job in 2012 where I made tons of money and have never been more miserable. So mine makes me happy.

I try and go to the gym or bike everyday. I had a fitness goal of having a Hugh Jackman chest by the end of August,.

I live in my own apartment in DT by myself. I try and bike just about everywhere to save on gas (that and I really don't want my car dinged up by tourists trying to parallel park for the 1st time). But I love my Mtn bike. I've had it since I was 16 and just sank a lot of money into new parts and its awesome.

I cook a lot, I liked the Nationals long before they were good, I do melty crayon art and landscape photography in my free time and had some stuff in a show in town, I can reference any movie quote for any social situation, I have a bag of wacky hats, I've climbed 2 of the highest peaks in the U.S; I've survived a flash flood, a school shooting, an accident on I-95 and being a DC commuter for 9 months.

Get to know me. I'm kinda cool.
I’m really good at
Cooking breakfast, writing well-written papers last minute, making super awesome spreadsheets to figure out your expenses and illustrate spending trends, giving basic kayak instructional tutorials, lumerjbacking, debating a few subjects I consider myself a quasi-expert in, random-ass movie trivia, biking oodles of miles, kodiak bear-wrestling
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told my smile or that i'm down to Earth. Still never fully understood what that means. I mean, I'm on Earth. It's not like I'm down to Mars or Venus. I'd rather be down to the Sun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catcher in the Rye, Into the Wild, Slaughterhouse Five, The Tao of Pooh, The Big Sleep, Weeping, Alice in Wonderland, and Of Mice and Men

Movies: 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Cold Mountain, (500) Days of Summer, As Good As it Gets, Back to the Future, Can't Hardly Wait, Cloverfield, It's A Wonderful Life, Once, Forrest Gump, a powerful documentary like Food Inc. or the Cove and about a bajillion and a half more movies. I've rated a ridiculous number of movies on my Netflix account. (I'll buy you dinner if you can guess within 50 of the number I've rated)

Music: Rise Against, Explosions in the Sky, Muddy Waters, AC/DC, Old Crow Medicine Show (Darius Rucker can go fuck himself), Billy Currington, Ben Folds, Patton Oswalt is one of my favorite comedians

Food: Cold pizza, anything associated with breakfast, a good hot dog,
The six things I could never do without
I don't like this question....everyone has the same answers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How birds remind me of tiny people in fancy suits without arms.

Or how often girls say, "I love to laugh" in their summary. The first girl on here I see that says, "I fucking hate laughing, its bullshit," you get a sundae because you're original....but you might have issues.

Or how people can wear Tapout/Ed Hardy stuff and think they don't look like a total douchebag or the whole testicles hanging from a truck's hitch. Chimpanzees have bigger balls than your truck, homes.

You ever realize that everyone walking around has poop inside them?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably working. My weekend is generally Sunday & Monday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes internet dating sites make me really really grateful to be alone.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If we have something in common...or not in common. Or if you find me unabashedly irresistible and you JUST have to message me, haha....I dunno. What truly compels girls to message someone on here? If you can answer that, than you should DEF. message me...i'm curious :)

That or if you think you can take me in some bar-trivia or are up for going for a bike ride or just grabbing a couple of drinks and shooting the shit.

Don't message me if you're morbidly obese. Our lifestyles will just clash.

Don't message me if you have lived within a 100 mile radius of Detroit. I've met numerous people from this part of the country and something is seriously wrong with the water around there or something.

Ask me something original and you'll get a response ;-)