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30 Pensacola, FL Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–37
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 30, 2013
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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derby girl by day, masked vigilante by night. wait. strike that, reverse it.
What I’m doing with my life
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i'm an animal nurse to dogs, cats, horses, cows, goats, alpacas, and any other animal that comes into the clinic where i work.

been doing roller derby for almost 3 years and push myself all the time to improve. went from being completely unable to skate to being voted league MVP last season.

i enjoy getting dolled up to go out, but i also like lazy days on the couch with messy hair and a book in my hand/on my kindle. i clean up pretty nice for a sweaty, tomboy athlete who spends her time working with beasts of all shapes and sizes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
kicking ass on quad skates, befriending all things cute and cuddly, reading, drinking beer, singing by myself in the shower, fighting, throwing discs, trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
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big eyes. muscular build. booty. or it might be the cat hair on my black shirt....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(just starting book 5 of the song of ice and fire series. and all i can say is fuck you, george r. r. martin, you brilliant, hateful man.)

authors: stephen king, gabriel garcia marquez, chuck palahniuk, tom robbins, david sedaris, kurt vonnegut, charles baxter, joyce carol oates, terry pratchett, brian jacques, charles bukowski. along with many, many guilty pleasures, but i don't disclose those off the bat. my junk food reading is my own business.

comics: the gunslinger/gunglinger born series under marvel make me geek out pretty fucking hard. the astonishing x-men run by joss whedon. hush. the long halloween. the walking dead. the runaways. weapon x. american vampire. marvel zombies.

tv: always sunny, arrested development, dexter, the walking dead, venture bros, futurama, firefly, party down, LOST, aqua teen hunger force, spartacus, 30 rock, deadwood.

movies: the royal tenenbaums, gangs of new york, secretary, brick, the little mermaid, moonrise kingdom, spirited away, indiana jones trilogy, 3:10 to yuma, how to train your dragon, tombstone, star wars original trilogy, princess mononoke, pan's labyrinth, tropic thunder, inglourious basterds, serenity, the life aquatic, tim burton's batman movies, stranger than fiction, top gun, eternal sunshine, ghostbusters, talladega nights, ace ventura 1 & 2, chris nolan's batman movies, the nightmare before christmas, the frighteners, x-men: first class.

music: creedence, mumford & sons, mgmt, eagles, heart, meatloaf, eric clapton, avett bros, two door cinema club. so much stuff. whatever strikes my fancy.

food: burrito. clearly the most efficient and delicious of all foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
at the moment:

kitties. (jasper & edgar)
sewing machine.
peanut butter.
my harrison ford shrine. (semi-kidding.)

(also: subject to frequent change, some always stay the same.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything & nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
there is no such thing as a typical friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i'm a tetragrammaton cleric, bitches.
You should message me if
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you can tell me what bamf means to you.

also: no me gusta watching televised sports. especially football. if you need that quality in a lady, you probably won't like me much.

and if all you can come up with is "hello" or some variation of a greeting, or a winky face, then i will absolutely not respond to you. i'm only interested in men who can give me good text. i tend to prefer those who can express themselves well with the written word. i love witty dialogue and wordplay.