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hanseaticacid

33 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Latin (Okay), Polish (Okay), Serbian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think most would agree that I'm a weird person. I alternate between timid and bombastic, and when I get really interested in something, I don't shut up about it.

I don't know. I don't much like talking about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a professional beer, cheese and wine expert (in that order). I am very close with my parents, but they live 1000 miles away, so I spend a lot of time on the phone with them. I buy the Sun-Times every weekday so I can do the patternless crossword.

I am currently developing a podcast about the history of Chicago in my spare time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia, not shutting up about whatever I'm obsessed with this week, anything related to beer or cheese. If you are a vegan or a teetotaler, we will not get along.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses? That I act like a loud-mouthed know-it-all?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: All About My Mother, Chungking Express, Delicatessen, 400 Blows, Talk to Her, and apparently I can't think of anything that isn't subtitled right now.
TV Shows: Breaking Bad, Futurama, Game of Thrones, Mighty Boosh, Peep Show
Music: Apples in Stereo, Belle and Sebastian, Camera Obscura, Duran Duran, Electric Light Orchestra, Falco, Housemartins, Jens Lekman, Margot & the Nuclear So and So's, Mountain Goats, Patti Smith, Tears for Fears, and I'm sure plenty of other stuff, like this:
http://youtu.be/98XRKr19jIE
Food: Cheese. Indian, Moroccan, Vietnamese are probably at the top of my list right now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music.
My friends.
My parents.
Really good food.

I think that's pretty much it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Linguistics, number theory, city planning, the wattage of my microwave.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really can't think of a good one that would really actually embarrass me. I'll get back to you on that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you aren't afraid to hang out with someone who's an emotional wreck all the time.

You have any curiosity about the minutiae having to do with beer, cheese, historical linguistics or number theory. I can talk for hours on any of these topics without too much prodding.

You aren't a jerk.