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33 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Latin (Okay), Polish (Okay), Serbian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an anxious, awkward person, but I am often at the same time jovial, kind, loving and empathetic. Nothing comforts me more than being a shoulder to cry on, a person to depend on. I think that for so much of my life, I have had enough problems with self-care and establishing a proper support network of friends and family that nothing really does more for me. Does that make sense?

That being said, I always make the time for good friends, and I am always great and productive at work. I think that putting a profile up here is an extension of that...the things that really make life worth living for me, and really allow me to be outside of myself and my petty little problems are the people I love and the things I love to do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a bartender, Certified Cicerone, an authority on beer and cheese (I worked for about two years as a cheesemonger). I am very close with my parents, but they live 1000 miles away, so I spend a lot of time on the phone with them. I buy the Sun-Times every weekday so I can do the patternless crossword.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia. Like, seriously, I didn't do that well on Jeopardy!, but it was a fluke. Or something.
Anything related to beer or cheese. I am obsessed with and consider myself quite the authority on these things. They are very important to me. If you are a vegan or a teetotaler, we will not get along.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think normally one of two things:
a. That I am too outspoken. I rudely butt in to stranger's conversations if I disagree with what they are saying on a factual or moral basis.
or b. That I am too standoffish. I often do not want to meet or interact with people in a public setting and am only there to be polite or to feel less alone.

It's my personality. Please don't judge too harshly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I had this amazingly long list of things. That was stupid. Even I don't want to read all that. Let's try a reboot here. I will try to list one thing from each category and leave it at that. For now.
Book: Unbearable Lightness of Being (Might not be my favorite book ever, but it is the one I am most likely to re-read at any given point.)
Movie: Talk to Her (Pedro Almodóvar, man. If you haven't seen this movie, it is a strange and creepy but beautiful film about bullfighting and the relationship between the living and the comatose. I will make you a copy.)
TV Show: Breaking Bad (I know, it's over, but I'm not really watching TV right now, so that's as good as I'll do.)
Music: Tears for Fears (particularly the album The Hurting...seriously, listen to it.)
Food: Cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends.
My parents.
Really good food.

I think that's pretty much it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Linguistics, number theory, city planning, the wattage of my microwave.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really can't think of a good one that would really actually embarrass me. I'll get back to you on that.
You should message me if
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If you aren't afraid to hang out with someone who's an emotional wreck all the time.

You have any curiosity about the minutiae having to do with beer, cheese, historical linguistics or number theory. I can talk for hours on any of these topics without too much prodding.

You aren't a jerk.