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happyfungi93

36 Charles Town, WV Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 6, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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You probably wouldn't believe me. Hell, sometimes *I* don't believe me, lol. If there is anything you would like to know, just ask . I'd love to talk to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making changes, helping others, considering moving abroad (again).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Learning, teaching, cooking, fixing things, etc. I've also almost completely mastered the art of casting pearls before swine.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Can't say with certainty as my psychic powers aren't what they used to be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Les Chants de Maldoror, Der Steppenwolf, Atlas Shrugged, 1984, The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism

Movies: Apocalypse Now, 2001, The Big Lebowski, Taxi Driver, The Princess Bride, The Matrix, etc etc... too many to list. Anything zombie/horror/weird/bad/funny.

Shows: The Prisoner, British comedy (Blackadder, The Young Ones), MST3K

Music: Depending on my mood, I'll be listening to anything from Baroque classical to Japanese noise. I'm particularly fond of dark ambient, industrial, goth/apocalyptic folk of the Death in June / Current 93 axis, psytrance, unusual electronic music in general.

Food: Indian, Chinese, Mexican, Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In decreasing order of importance: O2, H2O, food, shelter, filthy FRNs (sadly) and hope. Hmm, maybe hope should be first.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The meaning of all of this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My greatest fear is that Sartre was right.
You should message me if
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You'd like to meet "my" wolves.

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