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happyscreaming

26 Boca Raton, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I don't take myself seriously. Slightly neurotic writer who enjoys tattoos, the smell of coffee beans and how everybody has the same pair of knockoff wayfarers (myself included).
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in marketing. I write a lot, have been published in all sorts of journals, and have two published books. If only that paid the bills. Hey! That's what sugar mamas are for, no? No, you're right, that's just silly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing what I'm really good at. Baseball? Go figure
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not sure, but probably my tattoos. Probably definitely my tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A noncomprehensive list, including but not limited to:

Authors - small press stuff. Mud Luscious Press. When Our Days Are Numbered... by Sasha Fletcher is my latest jam.

Music - fast and sloppy, pop punk preferred. Operation: Cliff Clavin, the bananas, screeching weasel, hold tight!, wade boggs, Nano, etc, etc

Movies - the wackness is my current favorite. Igby Goes Down is my all time favorite

TV - archer and the league and nothing else

Food - Chinese or Mexican or anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I watch her float towards the ceiling, her heart some kind of balloon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The perfect sentence to go after the perfect sentence. Maybe what you look like naked but maybe not. Gotta play it cool, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends at a shitty hookah bar
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was born from peach skin and a shotgun loaded with birdfeed.

I touch the hell out of cigarettes.

I give the peach a shot of morphine and pronounce it cured.
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