I don't take myself seriously. Slightly neurotic writer who enjoys
tattoos, the smell of coffee beans and how everybody has the same
pair of knockoff wayfarers (myself included).
What I’m doing with my life
I work in marketing. I write a lot, have been published in all
sorts of journals, and have two published books. If only that paid
the bills. Hey! That's what sugar mamas are for, no? No, you're
right, that's just silly.
I’m really good at
Writing what I'm really good at. Baseball? Go figure
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not sure, but probably my tattoos. Probably definitely my
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A noncomprehensive list, including but not limited to:
Authors - small press stuff. Mud Luscious Press. When Our Days Are
Numbered... by Sasha Fletcher is my latest jam.
Music - fast and sloppy, pop punk preferred. Operation: Cliff
Clavin, the bananas, screeching weasel, hold tight!, wade boggs,
Nano, etc, etc
Movies - the wackness is my current favorite. Igby Goes Down is my
all time favorite
TV - archer and the league and nothing else
Food - Chinese or Mexican or anything
The six things I could never do without
I watch her float towards the ceiling, her heart some kind of
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The perfect sentence to go after the perfect sentence. Maybe what
you look like naked but maybe not. Gotta play it cool, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends at a shitty hookah bar
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was born from peach skin and a shotgun loaded with
I touch the hell out of cigarettes.
I give the peach a shot of morphine and pronounce it cured.
You should message me if
You want to