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hapyclown

36 M San Diego, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Funny, fun, a dash of nerd, sweet, sarcastic smartass (but in a nice way, unless you're a jerk, then not so much)

Look through my pics and you can see some of my hobbies. I also like adventures, especially new one's. I actually AM 5'11 in real life, not just on my profile. I'm pretty awesome, Just talk to me and you'll see.,. I hope
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
SDSU Psych student (so yes, I will analyze you, but I do that anyway)
and I'm a small business owner, it's pretty sweet
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding a wiseass comment in ANY situation
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea, you tell me... seriously, tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies... yes
TV shows? is this really going to influence your decision of whether or not you want to date me? If that's the case send a message and I'll fill this part out.

Music? Yes, I like music, all kinds, and I've even been tricked into semi-liking country, but definitely not my first choice

Why isn't there an option for favorite color?
favorite cartoon character?
sheesh

I love all food, as long as I can fit it into "the munching cave"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son (he's not a thing tho)
The Ocean
My surfboard
sarcasm
Balloons
The thing you put up when you have outgoing mail in the mailbox...
online shopping
my phone
I could probably live without some of these, I just don't like limitations
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I'm thinking about whatever I'm thinking about at that moment... or food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working in international espionage... Or shark wrestling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I use an overabunfance of smileys when texting. ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're funny!
silly?
wanna talk about your crazy cats... skip this one.
Just want some friendly banter
Wanna meet someone cool and fun.
Or if you're down to make a friend that has the possibility of developing into something more.
You're a surfer!

... or if you want to get married and then figure out the rest later.

You should NOT message me if you're a big party/drinker. I don't drink, I don't care if you do, but if it's a huge part of your life it's probably not going to work ... unless there's dancing involved, then we can figure it out, I'll be the designated driver. (crackheads and junkies are ok though, I'm not a total prude, sheesh)