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hardache

50 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 36–49
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This, an experiment in a shoot from the hip profile written by my alter ego after reading some of the fascinating ones on here. As a quick aside - please be smarter than I am ... in any way. It kinda turns me on. And no... I'm not looking for a quick roll in the hay. Yes. Seriously.

-- Pregnant Pause --
ok... ready...

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A slave to the tapas of intellectual and artistic stimulation that is New York, deep experiences intersperse, weaving stability through the ephemeral.

That said -
On our site dripping with romantic tension, we men crave sex the way you women desire romance. I hope, one is not better or worse than the other but the Ying Yang of relationships? Yet - how much angst it does engender. Do we we still procreate!

So... I've got charming romance in spades and you, inner whore is equal amounts. Be woman to my man!

-- sounds of happy trumpet --
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I gave up on being the next Einstein, Mozart, Shakespeare... I can keep up intensity for short durations and am engagingly missing my genius gene. Taking a break from ambition though is bringing me surprising of amounts happiness. And bitter sweet angst!

Because.

I realized when I held my 2 minute old daughter in my hands, 19 years ago... I was put on this earth for procreation. Just like the birds and the bees. Exactly like the birds and the bees. My most humbling moment. My loved ones are the only thing that will matter when I'm on my death bed.

-- Strains of soaring violins! Yeah! --
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything I set my mind to, especially avoiding the things I just can't do!

-- Sad trombone --

ps: I'm completely loyal and I almost naively don't want to lie. It's a misguided respect for you thing. Enjoy my naivety as I do babe, it's lasted a while and apparently doesn't fade with a lack of reciprocation!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-- drum roll --
Chatty, relaxed, spontaneous, intense, very, very, very curious.

Yes the dichotomy that sneaked into the above list was intentional.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Now THIS, the part so long missing from my life - I let being a devoted family man do it to me (Yeah!! :-). So now I am so looking for someone help me close this gap.

I have so much ground to cover. Not sure I want us to "discover it together" though, like two screwing virgins groping in the dark!

But... I hated Sartre, he really lacked a sense of humor. The gift of Don Quixote, my supposed antidote, wouldn't let me get through it. LOVE Shakespeare... I do admire how a person can put himself into so many utterly complete, multidimensional and nuanced characters at the same time. Jon Stewart because he just can't be non-self-effacing for more than 3 seconds. Keith Jarrett I will kiss to. Sorry, Norah Jones doesn't quite take me all the way. But she did, for a while.

-- short ooo aahs fading into the background, with an utterly unnecessary clash of cymbals --
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You!

... and them five other train wreck of relationships I had to wade through to find ya!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How different will I be tomorrow than I am today. I recently decided that my life be a journey, not a destination. Hitch a ride, baby! The only promise I make is you won't regret the road to ...um, beats me!

And - Can I organize a contest pitting Christian Right Wing Militias against Fundamentalist Islamists? Family Feud Meets Wheel Of Fortune! They all win a trip to a remote island if they hit their big red button fast enough and leave us all the fuck alone. Both the burka lovers and the condom haters. -- **Stepping off the political soapbox.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out!!

Oddly for me though, I am also waay comfortable just spending days on end at home chatting, just being with someone with an interesting opinion and a brain. Yes please lord. Intellect is my drug of choice, being pedantic not!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got a shower head that doesn't restrict the flow. It's AMAZING, and illegal. Like bathing in a hurricane ... And, a typical NYC bathtub drain that will overflow on showers longer than 3 minutes. Yes, there is a God. And he's pretty 'effing vengeful! In retaliation, I don't support creationism in schools.

Oh and I don't possess a TV. The quality of shows sometimes too high and I'll never get off the couch!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are - erudite like Tamara, practical and utterly honest like Lynn, amazingly funny and happy like Amy, an intellectual giant like Anne, utterly fascinating like spiritual Marina, a fantastic cook and kisser like Michelle

... or just beautiful like yourself. No one can be everything to anyone.

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