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26 M Austin, TX

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Last Online
Yesterday – 7:54pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English, Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hurricanes I've been in: 7
Hurricanes that have killed me: 0

Better luck next time, nature.


I love tacos and music and art. Mostly tacos. Once I saw Fred Durst playing Call of Duty on Twitch and it was the best day of my life. He's terrible. It was amazing.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a video game designer. One day I want to be the creative director of a studio (or have my own studio).

Sometimes I make enchiladas at 2 AM.
I’m really good at
Talking to my dog. Finding obscure things on Netflix and then instantly regretting watching it. Faking being good at guitar. Actually being good at drums.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm pretty quiet at first, and then suddenly not. That I don't know what to do with my hair, so I ignore it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Cursive. Bright Eyes. Radiohead. Jets to Brazil. Jawbreaker. Joy Division. "All Hail West Texas" is the best Mountain Goats album. Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Murder by Death. Against Me! Sigur Ros. Guided By Voices. The Promise Ring. Defiance, Ohio. Bomb The Music Industry!. Chopin. The Dresden Dolls. Amanda Palmer & The Grand Theft Orchestra. Andrew Jackson Jihad. Elliot Smith. Ryan Adams. Brand New. Taking Back Sunday.

Books: House of Leaves (Danielewski), A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (Eggers), Heart of Darkness (Conrad), You Shall Know Our Velocity (Eggers), Sex Drugs And Cocoa Puffs (Klosterman), A Short History Of Nearly Everything (Bryson), When You Are Engulfed In Flames (Sedaris).

Movies: The Usual Suspects, Memento, In Bruges, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Trainspotting, Children of Men, 3:10 To Yuma, No Country For Old Men, Moulin Rogue!, Closer, Requiem For A Dream, (500) Days Of Summer, American Beauty, The Social Network, The Truman Show. David Fincher stuff. Darron Aronofsky stuff. Romeo + Juliet.

Shows: Game Of Thrones, Archer, The West Wing, Breaking Bad, Community, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Pretty much anything on [Adult Swim], American Horror Story, How I Met Your Mother, House of Cards, Hannibal, Gossip Girl (NO SHAME), Regular Show, Bob's Burgers.
The six things I could never do without
Music (either Spotify or my iTunes library)
Books (Specifically, an old copy of House Of Leaves that I have that is beat to hell)
A moleskine notebook (soft cover, plain pages)
My computer (and preferably an internet connection to go with it)
Earl Gray tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Little beast, are you wild as me? Left some teeth in your enemies?


Why is "The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me" like $300 used on vinyl?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix, board games, reading aforementioned copy of House Of Leaves for the gajillionth time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think wind turbines, oil drilling platforms, and shipwrecks are really, really creepy.

I can't even read the wikipedia page on wind turbines without getting unnerved by the pictures.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to introduce me to a band I've never heard of.

You know an awesome dive bar we should get drinks at.

You're the Ramona Flowers to my Scott Pilgrim.