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26 M Austin, TX

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English, Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I don't care for Job.


Hurricanes I've been in: 7
Hurricanes that have killed me: 0

Better luck next time, nature.


At this point in my life, I am really mostly concerned with finding the best tacos in the United States, and then moving to be near them.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for at a video game company.

I used to work for Blizzard Entertainment and Apple. So that's cool.
I’m really good at
Talking to my dog.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm quiet and awkward. Until I get to know you. Then I'm fucking awesome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Tim Kasher stuff. Blake Schwarzenbach stuff. "All Hail West Texas" is the best Mountain Goats album. GY!BE. Murder by Death.
For those who want the nitty gritty details -

Books: House of Leaves (Danielewski), A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (Eggers), Heart of Darkness (Conrad), You Shall Know Our Velocity (Eggers), Sex Drugs And Cocoa Puffs (Klosterman), A Short History Of Nearly Everything (Bryson), When You Are Engulfed In Flames (Sedaris).

Movies: The Usual Suspects, Memento, In Bruges, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Trainspotting, Children of Men, 3:10 To Yuma, No Country For Old Men, Moulin Rogue!, Closer, Requiem For A Dream, (500) Days Of Summer, American Beauty, The Social Network, The Truman Show. David Fincher stuff. Darron Aronofsky stuff.

Shows: Game Of Thrones, Archer, The West Wing, Breaking Bad, Community, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Pretty much anything on [Adult Swim], American Horror Story, How I Met Your Mother, House of Cards, Hannibal, Gossip Girl (NO SHAME), Regular Show, Bob's Burgers.
The six things I could never do without
Music (either Spotify or my iTunes library)
Books (Specifically, an old copy of House Of Leaves that I have that is beat to hell)
A moleskine notebook (soft cover, plain pages)
My computer (and preferably an internet connection to go with it)
Earl Gray tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Little beast, are you wild as me? Left some teeth in your enemies?


Why is "The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me" like $300 used on vinyl?
On a typical Friday night I am
Selling snake oil and masterminding stick ups.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think wind turbines, oil drilling platforms, and shipwrecks are really, really creepy.

I can't even read the wikipedia page on wind turbines without getting unnerved by the pictures.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You saw that I looked at your profile and were like "man, I wish he had messaged me." I'm just shy and don't know what to say.

You want to help me do something cool with my hair.

You want to compare zombie pandemic contingency plans.

You want to start a band.