Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love anything outdoors; hunting, fishing, hiking, camping,
mountain climbing, running and other things like that. I also like
good foods, beer and wine. If your going to eat and drink you might
as well eat something good. I'm a pretty damn good cook as well. I
also enjoy smoking crack under bridges and giving away free candy
from my nondescript cargo van in poorly lit parking lots.I've been
told that I'm a funny guy and good at entertaining. I'll let you
decide. A lot of people like to refer to themselves as sarcastic
assholes. Well, I prefer to call my self a sarcastic dork. Still an
anatomical reference but of a different mammal.
I'd make an excellent boy friend with the upcoming Zombie
Apocalypse. I own several shot guns and rifles and am proficent at
using them. I have the outdoor skills necessary to obtain enough
animals and fish to survive on. Additionally, I have gardening
skills. In terms of Zombie avoidance, I know of many remote areas
in the Adirondacks that Zombies are known to avoid. So if you want
to survive the Zombie Apocalypse send me a message.
I needed to add this. Ive been separated for 4 years now. There is
no drama between myself and my ex. Its just more convenient for us
to stay separated.