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harshacruster
21 / F / bisexual / Single
Portland, Oregon
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The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- —
- Height
- —
- Body Type
- Full figured
- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Islam and very serious about it
- Sign
- Aquarius and it matters a lot
- Education
- Graduated from space camp
- Job
- Military
- Income
- More than $1,000,000
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Danish (Poorly), Vietnamese (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am grimy, creative, and broke as a joke!!11.
My Self-Summary
out of the ordinary // self styled aquarius.
lover of living things and dead things. also, material things are much appreciated. ((clothes whorse.))
dancer with fire in my heart and humility in mind. humor is most important here.
making and watching movies. (internet dramas.) jeffery and cole casserole. america's next top model. rupauls dragrace. richard kern's hardcore. just made a pegging porno called READ MY LIPS. it is playing at Hump! soon.
playing music without knowing how to play music... LYDIA LUNCH and THE COUGHS. up tha punxx? over it, but still under it. noise noise noise!!! love the music, not the scene... in all girl simple punk band called THE FUZZ. still getting used to playing real chords on the geetar. it is tyte.
drinkin cheap beer n smokin cheap cigs. in my house usually. playing with my old doggy jack and young kitty sonny sharrock.
i get in trouble when i go out. usually make a scene.
lover of living things and dead things. also, material things are much appreciated. ((clothes whorse.))
dancer with fire in my heart and humility in mind. humor is most important here.
making and watching movies. (internet dramas.) jeffery and cole casserole. america's next top model. rupauls dragrace. richard kern's hardcore. just made a pegging porno called READ MY LIPS. it is playing at Hump! soon.
playing music without knowing how to play music... LYDIA LUNCH and THE COUGHS. up tha punxx? over it, but still under it. noise noise noise!!! love the music, not the scene... in all girl simple punk band called THE FUZZ. still getting used to playing real chords on the geetar. it is tyte.
drinkin cheap beer n smokin cheap cigs. in my house usually. playing with my old doggy jack and young kitty sonny sharrock.
i get in trouble when i go out. usually make a scene.
What I’m doing with my life
playing music, making a horror short for halloween (FAVE HOLIDAY,
next to thanksgiving), starting a fake maternity wear line (because
being pregnant gets you so much more attention!!) THE NEXT BIG
THING
making fun (while simultaneously being jealous of) people with jobs
making fun (while simultaneously being jealous of) people with jobs
I’m really good at
burping, pigging out, twin peaks marathoning, drinking beer,
playing with unicorns, riding the rainbow wave 2 care bear land.
The first things people usually notice about me
my overt social maneuvering. ((genuine but still outlandish... re:
aquarius))
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
yoko ono, lydia lunch, brian eno, bikini kill, crass,
weirdobegeirdo, the coughs, the fugs, bush tetras, james chance and
the contortions.
it's always sunny in philadelphia, roseanne, twin peaks,
coffy, anything with pam grier in that shit. sexploitation also. anything that gets me offffff~ yo. videodrome is cool too.
it's always sunny in philadelphia, roseanne, twin peaks,
coffy, anything with pam grier in that shit. sexploitation also. anything that gets me offffff~ yo. videodrome is cool too.
The six things I could never do without
doggy jack and kitty sonny, family of friends, my house the bleu
velvet, pall malls, flannel shirts and squareframed glasses and my
fixed gear bicycle its totes tricked out d00d. cool
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to make everyone have fun. and make the best parties happen.
On a typical Friday night I am
listening to toxic narcotic and drinking some moar!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i have a beautiful vagina ((which u can see for 15b bux at cinema
21 on october 23-24 7 and 930 pm))
You should message me if
u wanna hang, get a beer, go to a show, play some pool, go out
dancing, like tough//phun girls. and are a tuff/fun person yerself.
