Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

hartzprod

33 Hoboken, NJ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Michael. My favorite animal is steak. I have an identical twin brother who is my opposite, which means he's really cool. I'm really good at tpying and speleng.

Born in LA, lived in Costa Rica, grew up in Washington State. I've worked in TV for 8 years. Ran track in college so I like to work out... Yeah. *Fun Fact: I can get drunk off one 1 drink!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I make Reality TV for work, but I have fun for a living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting to the airport late and missing my flight.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My conjoined twin. He's really handsome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Gone Girl, perks of Being a Wall Flower, Hunger games, Bossy Pants

Movies: Wayne's World, Hostel, Clueless,

Shows: Strangers with Candy, Dexter, American Horror Story, 30 Rock, American Dad

Music: No Doubt, Garbage, Britney, Weezer, Robyn, 2ne1
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Coffee
2. Reality TV
3. My retainer
4. Toilet paper
5. My tupé
6. My glass eye
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ice cream
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask whatever you want, I'll tell you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to give me free money with no expectations for anything in return! ...Or if you're cool - I guess that works too.

Add a photo to:

Stay fresh with Instagram

Are you sure you want to delete this album?

Where's your photo?

Drop it like it’s hot

Photos must be at least 400 x 400px
Edit thumbnail
Add a caption

You look fantastic!